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Laura Abbott
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No a large language model would not destroy a better world
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I refuse to read the article to find out if these two things are related
From the AP: Joey Bosa grew up watching “ SpongeBob SquarePants,” and had made a professional living out of terrorizing opposing quarterbacks.
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I don’t remember why i created this gem. I think I was mad at new gcc warnings.
Am I out of touch? No it’s the compiler who is wrong.
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Found it
How many of you have felt personally victimized by CONFIG_HIGHMEM
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Enthusiastic customer service response
Text reads “OH. MY. GOODNESS. Laura! Are you clairvoyant?”
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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99 companies / hiring some engineers
LinkedIn notification about 99 companies increased hiring for software engineers
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Post a warning
An air conditioner labeled “DO NOT FORK”
March 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally
Stand here if you’re sad written in sidewalk chalk
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Thought I lost part of the toddler safety latch
A latched cabinet with an extra piece on it. The latch only needs one.
December 15, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Just like what i remember from
Sunday school
Email with subject “Celebrate Christmas with SEO Discounts”
December 15, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Think NPR should have chosen a different example bottle because I had to look several times
Screenshot of npr skeet about plastic, the water bottle looks very phalic and the orange something at the end just looks worse
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally.
From what do people do all day, Everyone is a worker. How many workers are there here? One, two, three, four, five, six.
November 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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This is now a thread about playing quietly
Several bottles of edible kitchen liquid removed from the kitchen cabinet (I forgot to lock it after snack). Not pictured: bottle of vanilla handed to me.
October 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Playing quietly before snack time
Two banana with toddler teeth marks in them
October 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Check out my Veggie ID! You can create yours at sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
Veggie ID green bean; strengths
October 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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That is supposed to be a bear but that is not what I saw on this CD at first glance
A children’s music CD. The brown bear resembles a uterus and fallopian tubes
September 29, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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OSS projects when they do something users don’t like
A large outdoor air conditioner with a yellow sticker DO NOT FORK
September 9, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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“Where did the rest of the papers the toddler was walking around with end up?” My answer about 20 min later
A Dutch oven in the sink with torn magazines floating in water inside
August 31, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Honestly i would follow an account that was just internal server errors
Suggested accounts returned internal server error
August 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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If you see this post a pic from your phone with no explanation
A picture from an alphabet book, letter e. The engineer drives the train. The engineer is peak 90s fashion.
July 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Meta AI asking the hard questions
Screenshot from Facebook Meta AI suggesting “How does hotdoggin’ world work”
June 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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A table with a hole and a label “Please roll umbrella down when your done” the your is misspelled
June 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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This has been sitting on my desk, I should use it for things
A yellow piece of paper from a children book that says “peek-a-boo!”
June 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Time for shitty food porn
Some misshapen spinach and artichoke pesto pizza on a plate with a knife.
May 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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A picture for when you need it
A picture from Cars And Trucks and Things that go of a dog in a hat in a red car. It is labeled a terrible driver.
April 29, 2024 at 7:26 PM