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👑Stolitz Endgame 💕
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🐾 Mom to two weenies & one of them is my husband! Also food is life! 💕
Oh that makes sense
January 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wait Ateez is going on tour?
January 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hyunjin: Fine. But can someone buy me a new avocado? I need it for art reasons.

Minho: NO MORE AVOCADOS.

Han: adds “avocado” to the grocery list Got it.

Chan: I’m retiring. Effective immediately. Goodbye.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM

Jeongin: Bro, you’ve been asking that for years. Adjust your expectations.

Chan: I swear, you’re all giving me white hairs. I’m not even 30 yet.

Seungmin: hands Chan a mirror Don’t worry, Chris, you’re aging like a fine milk.

Chan: …I’m blocking you.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Han: Hey, respect the avocado. It’s the real MVP.

Chan: bursts into chat WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST BE NORMAL FOR ONE DAY?! ONE. DAY. THAT’S ALL I ASK.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hyunjin: You’re dead to me, Felix.

Seungmin: The real crime here is Hyunjin calling an avocado his “muse.” Imagine explaining that to an interviewer. “Where do you find inspiration?” “Oh, you know, couches and produce aisles.”
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Felix: Wait. Should I… put the avocado back in the fridge? Or—

Hyunjin: DON’T YOU DARE.

Felix: I… may have already made guac. 🥑

Hyunjin: wails MY MUSE IS DEAD.

Minho: applause Finally, someone with sense. Felix, you’re officially my favorite.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Seungmin: You know, Hyunjin, sometimes I think you’re just a chaotic toddler in an art major’s body. And then you do something like this, and I’m proven right.

Hyunjin: I’m an artist, Seungmin. You wouldn’t understand my process.

Minho: Your “process” is messy, and it’s banned from my clean dorm.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hyunjin: First of all, it’s a stone fruit. Second, the avocado was vibing. Chill.

Minho: I’m about to vibe you right out the window.

Jeongin: eats chips in the corner This is great entertainment.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hyunjin: Oh, that’s mine! I was using it for inspiration while I sketched. It had good energy.

Minho: YOUR avocado? WHY IS IT ON THE COUCH? I spent four hours cleaning this dorm, and you’re putting fruit on the furniture?!
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Chan: Who left an avocado on the couch? 🤨

Han: Is it a real avocado or, like, a plushie? Asking for science.

Changbin: Honestly, valid question coming from Han.

Felix: I checked. It’s a real avocado. And it looks… weirdly confident?

Seungmin: Leave it to Felix to be intimidated by an avocado.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love seeing the detail of the tail wrapping around, bringing them closer
January 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
January 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM