Lexin
LightNews LightNews
banner
l3x1n.bsky.social
Lexin
@l3x1n.bsky.social
280 followers 630 following 130 posts
Just some text on your screen.
I often repost things I agree with, sometimes post funnies I find elsewhere, and seldom post things I make.

Accessibility notice: Most of my reposts do not have alt text, but I make sure that what I myself post does.
Posts Replies Media Videos
l3x1n.bsky.social
A Calvin & Hobbes comic strip depicting Calvin as a gritty noir detective, edited to comment on the healthcare company CEO assassination. 1st panel: Calvin reaches into his coat and pulls out a pistol, narrating his actions: "I introduced the CEO of United Healthcare to a friend who's very close to my heart. Just a little down and left, to be specific." 2nd panel: Calvin fires 3 bullets with a ferocious expression, continuing to narrate: "My friend is an eloquent speaker. He made three profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical." 3rd panel: The artstyle now depicts the characters mundanely. Calvin is running away, throwing a toy gun behind him. His mother, whom he shot 3 toy plungers at, is styled as US healthcare companies and shouting "You're in REAL trouble now, young man!" There are news article snippets in the background reporting health insurance companies' draconian policies worsening.
December 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Tumblr post by user graegrape reading "I love when you're listening to completely apeshit music while sitting completely still, meanwhile in your head there's murder and violence and crime going on. feels exactly like this image" followed by a simple drawing of a person wearing earmuffs and contentedly sitting in the middle of a large splatter of blood.
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Inclined to answer "yes."
YouTube comment by user smaakjeks reading as follows: Republicans: Look how evil the dems are! Dem voters: [concerned murmurs and debates.] Democrats: I resign and yield for the good of the party. Democrats: Look how evil the repubs are! Repub voters: Woohoo! Republicans: What up
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
l3x1n.bsky.social
A photograph of the 98th Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. A man in a grey beanie has been highlighted among the crowd under the Goku balloon.
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Reminds me of a conversation I had once.
Screenshot of a conversation on Discord. Lexin replies to a previous message reading "Side B does nothing. Side A infringes upon them. One onlooker says "I'm not picking any sides." They are complacent with Side A's infringement." And then continues: "You'd be surprised how many people fail to understand this. Though, like, people choosing dramatic wording over accurate wording probably isn't helping. "Then you're on the side of the AI!" Mf sounding like a movie character. Most reasonable twitter user." D15c4rd argues, "can at least acknowledge their intent in not picking sides." To which Lexin replies: "Well, yeah, sure, but if you ask me, in the best-case scenario that is a coward who doesn't want to bother engaging with a conflict that concerns them. And what's more likely, considering they straight-up went an announced that they're not picking sides, is that the intent is not there and they're being a little gremlin who pretends to be neutral but is complacent with the infringing side on purpose. You see those a lot on the internet. ...Or they could just be dumb, I guess. Either way, there is no possible scenario where that is a smart AND morally responsible person."
November 28, 2024 at 4:30 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
A cartoon of a well-dressed man standing in front of an 1800s car, pondering "Cars should have seat belts!" From the corner, another man emerges unprovoked and, grinning smugly, retorts "Yet you bought one. Hypocrite much? Owned."
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Adora from Bloons Tower Defense 6, in her Vengeful form, staring forward vacantly. A speech bubble points out from her face towards the quoted post.
November 28, 2024 at 1:15 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
You have our vote
Screenshot of the Roblox game "Bee Swarm Simulator", depicting Lexin, his hive, his bear cub buddy, and all his bees. The Beesmas Tree is visible in the background.
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Even if the food gets cheaper (which, with raised tariffs, it won't), your whole country is going to be dying of whichever new plague befalls you with vaccine research being defunded. Please stop deluding yourself.
Constance Langdon from American Horror Story saying "There's not going to be cheaper groceries, you stupid slut."
November 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
l3x1n.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 6:50 AM
l3x1n.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tumblr post by user ewaneneollav. The post leads with a skeuomorphic scroll bar from Windows Vista, followed by text which reads as follows: "Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!" OK, i will tell you... this is to mimic little raised ridges. the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider... this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider... this is known as... "Skeuomorphic design"! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone. [turns off the projector and leaves out the back door.] [gets in my car and puts the key in the ignition.] [turns key and my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die.]
November 13, 2024 at 6:33 AM
l3x1n.bsky.social
Screenshot of Tumblr text post by user snorlaxatives reading "good morning cruel world". Another user reblogs with "Don't you mean goodbye?" The user replies with "no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'"
November 11, 2024 at 10:10 AM