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My favourite is: you either learn out of love or out of pain.

Simple and a punch to your face as an adult

Let's explain that "He’s the father, spit and expectorated" (cuspido e escarrado) is somehow a version of "esculpido em Carrara" (carved in Carrara 🤣)
Like"Quem tem boca vai à Roma" (one who has a mouth gets to Rome?) is a version of "Quem tem boca vaia Roma" (one who has a mouth boos Rome?)

Some other nice brazilian expressions:
To whistle and suck sugar cane
Water that the little bird despises
The snake is smoking
Goat of the plague
Bald of knowing
To call a vulture my blonde
To count with the egg in the hen’s ass
He’s the father, spit and expectorated
Making sweet-asshole

Also all of these. Have fun!

i'd like to add to the thread "oq que tem a ver o cu c a calça?" (translated: what does the asshole has to do with the pants?) which is used when someone is talking nonsense or using something as an excuse for something else unrelated