I just saw a guy walking four shih tzus in the cold rain and thought "Damn, I wish that was me"

I said these are the two wolves inside me. My mother asked which one will I feed. I replied they both deserve a little treat.

Lost my health insurance and thought I could paint my room in one go. 🎉Happy April Fools Day!🎉

I honor the noble Shih Tzu by going out dressed like a fancy grandma with sleep crust in my eyes and being unpredictably friendly/snappy to strangers

We suck at writing songs, but we rule at fast furniture fixes. @aob.lol

Hay