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L1413 — Prof de SII — Leucémique hepta-Pfizerizé💉⁷
@l1413.bsky.social
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Ministre de l’Éducation de #TLB ;
Reposteur compulsif ;
Vulgarisateur médical en leucémie aigüe.
Prof de SII #SNES-FSU
Hepta-pfizerisé
#NAFO/#OFAN

Mastodon : @L1413_@pouet.chapril.org
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l1413.bsky.social
Le dernier paragraphe est tout à fait juste :
"Il croit que « le problème n’est pas avec telle unité ou tel soldat, mais avec l’ensemble de la société et de l’armée russes, qui n’accordent que peu de valeur à la vie humaine »."
#Boutcha
Fin de l'article du Monde. Le passage important : "Il croit que « le problème n’est pas avec telle unité ou tel soldat, mais avec l’ensemble de la société et de l’armée russes, qui n’accordent que peu de valeur à la vie humaine »."
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
l1413.bsky.social
Bonsoir les #entomologues de Bluesky, j'ai besoin de votre aide.
Savez-vous quel insecte c'est ? Vu il y a quelques jours en plein milieu de l'Isère.
Merci !
#entomologie #insecte
Photo d'un insecte que je ne connais pas. Ça ressemble à un phasme tropical, mais au milieu de l'Isère ce serait étonnant.
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Moi c’est celui-ci que je viens de recevoir et que je dois lire.
Couverture du livre « LTI, la langue du IIIe Reich » de Victor Klemperer, éditions Pocket.
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Well, it says I’m cis. What a surprise. XD
This however is interesting. =p
Battlestar Galactica test. “You are the most like Lee "Apollo" Adama (80%). ” “Lee "Apollo" Adama Lee “Apollo” Adama is a disciplined, principled Viper pilot whose sense of justice and integrity evolves into a broader political vision for humanity’s future. Guided by a strong moral compass, he often finds himself torn between duty to the fleet, loyalty to his father, and his own convictions. Charismatic yet introspective, Apollo balances courage with self-doubt, frequently wrestling with questions of identity and purpose. His strained relationship with Admiral Adama underscores his struggle for independence, while his leadership in both the military and political spheres highlights his adaptability. Apollo’s journey embodies the tension between loyalty, ambition, and integrity, making him a figure of quiet strength, moral conviction, and the difficult pursuit of what is right in turbulent times.”
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Image qui montre de façon sarcastique que je suis pas surpris en disant que je suis super surpris.
September 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@imlunahey.com Found on twitter. Beware: this burn is fever-hot sick! XD
On twitter: Jonathan T Gilliam, under a pick of himself hugging 2 rifles in bed: “I have this entire bed but they always insist on cuddling.” To which Marie Connor replies: “As a lesbian, I can relate to gun nuts because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of dick.”
September 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
l1413.bsky.social
A phonograph with a broken record that keeps saying "our thoughts and prayers… BANG!" over and over. Kids at the gates of heaven. The first in line tells St Peter: "Hi, we’re here from the place with the God-given rights to guns." Drawing by Andy Marlette. "The only thing that has been consistent this year is “what the fuck”."
September 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Found on Nazi Social:
"What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared."
By @MrGeorgeWallace.
Found on the Nazi’s social network: "What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared." By @MrGeorgeWallace.
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
l1413.bsky.social
All Hail the King!
(D’ici peu il se prendra pour Louis XIV…)
Peinture baroque en style Hyacinthe Rigaud représentant Sa Majesté Américaine Donald Trump. Le Roi se tient debout dans une posture majestueuse, vêtu d’un manteau bleu marine orné d’étoiles blanches et bordé de rouge, doublé d’hermine. Il tient un sceptre terminé par un aigle doré et porte un sabre de la marine américaine de l’époque de l’indépendance. Une casquette rouge repose sur un coussin à ses côtés. Son visage est orange prononcé à cause d’un excès de bronzage, tandis que ses mains sont très pâles, la droite marquée par une tache noire. L’expression est légèrement arrogante. Le décor inclut un rideau rouge, des colonnes de pierre et un sol de marbre.
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@imlunahey.com a meme I found that you may find useful these days… =p
TOP: On the left: MAGA looking at the text of the 1st amendment of the US constitution (on the right), grining: "I love this thing!" BOTTOM: Left: handsome guy: "I don’t care that Charlie Kirk died" Right: MAGA guy, eyes red from which tears are flowing: "YOU DESERVE TO ROT IN JAIL FOREVER"
September 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
l1413.bsky.social
If he really is, and this info⤵️ is true…
From David Shuster’s twitter account: "According to Utah officials and police interview with his family, Tyler Robinson hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk wasn’t conservative enough. (Robertson reportedly admired Nick Fuentes). GOPer’s now scrubbing X posts about dems faster than DOJ erases Trump name in Epsein files."
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
l1413.bsky.social
Ma plus belle tenue de pompier et ma plus belle pose, j’espère bien !

Mais comme je suis sympa, je me re-suis fait une beauté et ai repris la pause. =p
Illustration cartoon réaliste d’un coq anthropomorphisé avec un corps musclé recouvert de plumes, vêtu d’un pantalon de pompier noir à bandes rouges et de bretelles tombantes. Il pose de façon suggestive devant une caserne, tenant une lance à incendie. À ses pieds, un casque jaune de pompier est posé au sol, et en arrière-plan on distingue un camion de pompiers dans le garage ouvert.
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@l1413.bsky.social, Ministre d’État, METSAMÈRE, fier gallinacé, répond à l’appel et montre ses pect— heu, montre l’exemple !
Dessin du ministre d’État, METSAMÈRE L1413, posant devant une caserne de pompiers, un camion visible, une lance incendie enroulée sur son épaule droite. Il porte un pantalon de pompiers retenu par des bretelles, et rien de plus. À ses pieds un casque jaune de pompier. Il prend la pose en lançant un regard suggestif.
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
l1413.bsky.social
J’ai demandé à une IA de me faire un dessin satirique sur la nomination de Lecornu à Matignon.
Voilà le résultat ! =p
Caricature en couleurs de Macron en Dr Evil, assis sur un fauteuil et riant comme un super-vilain, doigt posé sur le menton. Il déclare : « Mini-Moi à Matignon ! Mouhahaha… ». À ses côtés, Sébastien Lecornu en Mini-Me, costume gris identique et casque militaire de travers, sourit. En arrière-plan, un panneau avec des boutons étiquetés « Dissoudre », « Remaniement », « 49.3 » et « Décret surprise », ainsi qu’un drapeau français.
September 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
l1413.bsky.social
"You the game"? =p
Screenshot of Luna’s posts reading: "you . . . the game"
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Trump faces jesus on the cross, and tells him: "this wouldn’t have happened if i were president". Drawing by Maksym Palenko, 19 feb 25,
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
l1413.bsky.social
Trump smiling with putin and Xi applauding him behind.
August 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
l1413.bsky.social
A man is being presented with a brain. He answers "no thanks buddy, I’m American". A map of Northern America. The country between Canada and Mexico is named "United States of Idiocracy".
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
l1413.bsky.social
Ok, no need, I have what I wanted.

New bugs:
* new notifs indicator doesn’t go away;
* Can’t like or repost a reply;
* When clicking a post, clicking "reply", "repost" or "like" does nothing
What I see in akari
August 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
l1413.bsky.social
#Discover is not visible
#Discover is not visible
August 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@imlunahey.com a meme for you, that you might enjoy. XD
A four frames meme. Frame 1: guy in green talking to guy in blue says "Source?" Frame 2: guy in blue holds a folder in his ands and says "Here you go" Frame 3: guy in green holds same folder, but burning, in his hands and a lighter and says "I don't want a source" Frame 4: guy in green says "I want you to be wrong".
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@imlunahey.com A glitch on akari : text and pics don't stay in the frame when over 100% of enhancement.

Also, I just noticed you removed your "running on X hours of sleep" on your profile.
A glitch on akari : text and pics don't stay in the frame when over 100% of enhancement.
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
l1413.bsky.social
Bah je ne le vois pas... :-/
Collabblues
July 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
l1413.bsky.social
@imlunahey.com It seems your site has a problem.
Error bad gateway: the connection between cloudflare and the website isn't working.
June 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
l1413.bsky.social
This drawing by @deadder.bsky.social (to which I added ALT because everyone should know of it, just not valid people) is a jewel!!!
On a scene of destruction (riots?), 3 of the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse are present riding their dead horses: Death, Pestilence and Famine. On the right side of the drawing (signed top left by de Adder) trump arrives driving a golf cart on which hood is written "war", making him the fourth horseman. While Famine his looking right at the arriving trump, Pestilence says "he needs two weeks to decide if he’s coming".
June 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM