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Lars Patrick Hauser🎗️
@l-p-h.bsky.social
900 followers 1.1K following 1.8K posts

Always knows where his towel is.
Will only PM with people I know.

Long live Europe! 🇪🇺
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Poping... Chicago Style!
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Where can I get one of these?
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November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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bob ross says " we don 't make mistakes we just have happy accidents " while painting
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November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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And Marco is a total Ribbentrop! Every ounce!
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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VdL is weak, traitored our privacy rules and has no place to speak for Europe anymore. We certainly don't need someone who can't face the wind with calm determination when confronted with despots. Oh so he blackmailed and threatened tariffs? What's new about that?
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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a man in a chef 's uniform says no soup for you
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November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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a woman is using an apple laptop with the words sleazy on the screen
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November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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"Is thaaat what happened?"

The takeaway is: if it can happen once...
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November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Russian asset seizes Russian asset.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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SUBSCRIBE OR DIE!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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What a pointless ad. She addresses foreigners, but this ad of course was only broadcast in America, because if you'd broadcast stuff like that in Europe we'd shit our pants laughing at the ridiculous theatre... 😂
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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We didn't want an armed to the teeth Germany, but oh behold that's how you get an armed to the teeth Germany!
CEO's suddenly realise that if cars are not in demand...
Bundeswehr ads everywhere...
Glad I don't have sons.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Honestly I can't even follow it anymore. It's really difficult if you're not familiar by heart with the characters of this "play".

But the curtain is inevitable...
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November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I was about to say he'd be just another white guy going for the office, but then I remembered that he's awesome and I need to shut up! Yes. A space president is hard to top.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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That is actually fun to watch. I bet Marco googled "Ribbentrop" in the past days. If not I'd recommend it for him!
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I meant it more in a literal way.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Trump touched the newly minted NY mayor!
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM