The most exciting thing happening to me is that this year i can watch the toy show bc i no longer work unsocial hours #winning

Wow thank you so much!!!

Alternatively: My baby boy with issues

I mean posterity....

I didn't get a notification for this! Thank you so much!!

I'm guessing the answer is no....

Breaking the cycle btw

Bro what a match. I'm literally half-doomed and you're semi-sweet.