Kurt Allerslev
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Kurt Allerslev
@kzrt.bsky.social
Phytochemist, science policy wonk, book artist, beekeeper, alchemist, queer 🧪🌿🚴🌀
This is gross and disturbing fascist xenophobic symbolism. Dept of Labor building in DC
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Funny / Not funny
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Saw these around Paris today @brenttoderian.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Doesn't really work when you're mostly vegetarian
June 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is a good reminder from my friend @sarahtarrkowalski.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#BeekeeingFail Watched a swarm settle on a branch about 30' up. Longest extension ladder couldn't reach. So I climbed up with a powerful hose to knock them down & collect them on the ground. Haha, hoho, hehe. Lots fell, the rest made a beeline for me and I don't think I've ever gotten so many stings
May 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why those 2? Why? Killing me, Excel
May 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh Microsoft,
Did you know that chemists use Excel *a lot.* Every day I have a dataset corrupted by having CAS numbers switched to dates. I know I can format as text, but sometimes it doesn't matter, Excel thinks it knows my data better than me. Here's a hint: add it to the "special" list, maybe? 🧪
May 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Fucking hell. Elected Dems suck
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
But her emails
April 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Appropriately carrying forget-me-nots
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Forget-me-nots
April 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
EPA's Office of Research and Development is a treasure trove of valuable tools. 🧪 If you don't know Antony Williams, you've probably used the tools he's developed. Link at the bottom of his post: f1000research.com/articles/6-1...
March 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I like cake
March 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The entire Dem caucus should leave Chuck out in the cold.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Stop what you're doing and find the nearest Kraftwerk show.

I just saw them in Philly @ the Franklin Music Hall.
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Here's some brave activism
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Thanks @washingtonpost.com for making it seem normal
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hmmm. Social Security Administration site to report a scam is here secure.ssa.gov/oig/scam/?ut...
February 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
And yet all around me, I see a GenZ that is increasingly queer and tolerant...
February 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
EOs that break the law, ignoring court orders, what laws and rules are they even following?
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wow. This is not the @theonion.com 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Party fealty over medical ethics. Shame shame shame
February 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The chaos is the point
January 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM