Kai 🫶🏼
@kzarellestories.bsky.social
She/They. Queer af. I write mostly 📝 BluesKAI?! YES?!
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Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
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“Oh my god, you guys, it’s working,” you say to your friends, huddled with you over the Ouija board.
The planchette under your fingers moves. You all read the letters aloud.
G-O-R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K
“Holy shit,” you whisper, “Gore Adabo, OK?”
You look over at your friend Sally Adabo in horror.
The planchette under your fingers moves. You all read the letters aloud.
G-O-R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K
“Holy shit,” you whisper, “Gore Adabo, OK?”
You look over at your friend Sally Adabo in horror.
February 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Oh my god, you guys, it’s working,” you say to your friends, huddled with you over the Ouija board.
The planchette under your fingers moves. You all read the letters aloud.
G-O-R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K
“Holy shit,” you whisper, “Gore Adabo, OK?”
You look over at your friend Sally Adabo in horror.
The planchette under your fingers moves. You all read the letters aloud.
G-O-R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K
“Holy shit,” you whisper, “Gore Adabo, OK?”
You look over at your friend Sally Adabo in horror.
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Customer: So, with how the world is right now, I need more than a cozy fantasy. I need a vegan fantasy book.
Me: Uhm, what’s a vegan fantasy book?
Customer (happysadly): It’s a fantasy book with no steaks. Get it? No stakes?
Me: Uhm, what’s a vegan fantasy book?
Customer (happysadly): It’s a fantasy book with no steaks. Get it? No stakes?
February 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Customer: So, with how the world is right now, I need more than a cozy fantasy. I need a vegan fantasy book.
Me: Uhm, what’s a vegan fantasy book?
Customer (happysadly): It’s a fantasy book with no steaks. Get it? No stakes?
Me: Uhm, what’s a vegan fantasy book?
Customer (happysadly): It’s a fantasy book with no steaks. Get it? No stakes?
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Obligatory "Hey, check out some of my books" post while you're all here...
September 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Obligatory "Hey, check out some of my books" post while you're all here...
real question i just asked my partner
me: if my parents were charles xavier and magneto, would i be less mentally stable, or more mentally stable?
him: yes
me: if my parents were charles xavier and magneto, would i be less mentally stable, or more mentally stable?
him: yes
January 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
real question i just asked my partner
me: if my parents were charles xavier and magneto, would i be less mentally stable, or more mentally stable?
him: yes
me: if my parents were charles xavier and magneto, would i be less mentally stable, or more mentally stable?
him: yes
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
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Hello, Galaxy!
You’re not alone.
You matter.
Your story matters.
It’s as true today as it was yesterday.
It will be true tomorrow.
You’re not alone.
You matter.
Your story matters.
It’s as true today as it was yesterday.
It will be true tomorrow.
January 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hello, Galaxy!
You’re not alone.
You matter.
Your story matters.
It’s as true today as it was yesterday.
It will be true tomorrow.
You’re not alone.
You matter.
Your story matters.
It’s as true today as it was yesterday.
It will be true tomorrow.
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November 18, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Wym I’m 20k away from 50k words in my novel 🫣🫣
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Wym I’m 20k away from 50k words in my novel 🫣🫣
I come home from the woods for a few hours and I’m already overstimulated, annoyed and cranky. Take me back and leave me there ALONE 😭
November 18, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I come home from the woods for a few hours and I’m already overstimulated, annoyed and cranky. Take me back and leave me there ALONE 😭
I want a burner phone but for when I want to be an introvert and not reply to the overwhelming barrage of phone notifications until I’ve replenished my social battery
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I want a burner phone but for when I want to be an introvert and not reply to the overwhelming barrage of phone notifications until I’ve replenished my social battery
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November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM