Kyle Keller
@kyyyul.bsky.social
Kyyyul is my wookie name. Padres & Knicks. Video game ✨professional ✨
This is not about him specifically but that’s the type of tweet you right as a “influencer“ when you’re trying to get invites and free stuff. Deeply unserious.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is not about him specifically but that’s the type of tweet you right as a “influencer“ when you’re trying to get invites and free stuff. Deeply unserious.
(this but unironically)
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
(this but unironically)
the idea that spread throughout the Padres Fandom that he would walk away from $45m because "reasons" might take the case of the dumbest yet. Just absolutely comedic levels of misunderstanding the business
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the idea that spread throughout the Padres Fandom that he would walk away from $45m because "reasons" might take the case of the dumbest yet. Just absolutely comedic levels of misunderstanding the business
Hell ya homie voting for you from beautiful UES ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hell ya homie voting for you from beautiful UES ❤️
Including publishing and marketing
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October 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Including publishing and marketing
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manny playing first would open a lot of doors for our roster construction 🙏
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
manny playing first would open a lot of doors for our roster construction 🙏
Yup. Our window closed in 2024 and the sooner we accept we need to rebuild the sooner we get back to being good again. Digging deeper with those broken roster (and in the same division as arguably the greatest roster ever) is just idiotic
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yup. Our window closed in 2024 and the sooner we accept we need to rebuild the sooner we get back to being good again. Digging deeper with those broken roster (and in the same division as arguably the greatest roster ever) is just idiotic
Fernando Tatis Sr's son has never won an LCS game, so that was true before last night as well.
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fernando Tatis Sr's son has never won an LCS game, so that was true before last night as well.
and Darvish in the SP8/Kershaw role, where any innings we get out of him is bonus! Pretty sick huh ?
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
and Darvish in the SP8/Kershaw role, where any innings we get out of him is bonus! Pretty sick huh ?
Case and point (removed identifiable information from post). People just seem to irrationally attach modern padres to AJ Preller. People, we've been given the gift of an ownership group willing to spend, that's why things are/were different. AJ is just swiping the CC like mad.
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Case and point (removed identifiable information from post). People just seem to irrationally attach modern padres to AJ Preller. People, we've been given the gift of an ownership group willing to spend, that's why things are/were different. AJ is just swiping the CC like mad.
I don't feel like it's exaggerating to say naylor would fix many weaknesses of this lineup. (1) slug. (2) lefty slug. (3) 1B. (4) stolen bases. And most importantly (5) dog.
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don't feel like it's exaggerating to say naylor would fix many weaknesses of this lineup. (1) slug. (2) lefty slug. (3) 1B. (4) stolen bases. And most importantly (5) dog.
Case to be made that padres leaning into "slaying the dragon" over a freaking nlds win was where it all went downhill. Complete opposite vibe of "jobs not finished"
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Case to be made that padres leaning into "slaying the dragon" over a freaking nlds win was where it all went downhill. Complete opposite vibe of "jobs not finished"
That and a mix of paranoia that if we lose preller we will go back to being cheap and irrelevancy, somehow, as if the roster isn't locked in through 2030 and the owner sets the budget, not AJ.
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That and a mix of paranoia that if we lose preller we will go back to being cheap and irrelevancy, somehow, as if the roster isn't locked in through 2030 and the owner sets the budget, not AJ.
A grit squad that openly admits to having struggles finding motivation
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A grit squad that openly admits to having struggles finding motivation
Every day the companies make it an easier and easier decision to not buy their shit. They want the racist people's money more than mine 👍
October 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Every day the companies make it an easier and easier decision to not buy their shit. They want the racist people's money more than mine 👍
Idk man. When I was a kid, padres won two division titles (2005-2006). The supposed dark ages people talk abt we objectively got more results
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Idk man. When I was a kid, padres won two division titles (2005-2006). The supposed dark ages people talk abt we objectively got more results
Genuinely think he does opt-out. He would get more guaranteed money from the Mets, who are desperate for bullpen help.
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Genuinely think he does opt-out. He would get more guaranteed money from the Mets, who are desperate for bullpen help.
genuinely... why not? assuming we're not taking a bath on the trade, we know things aren't working. Red sox fans hated the devers trade at the time but the Red Sox have a brighter future than us atm.
October 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
genuinely... why not? assuming we're not taking a bath on the trade, we know things aren't working. Red sox fans hated the devers trade at the time but the Red Sox have a brighter future than us atm.
respectfully, I don't understand how this isn't a sad era of padres baseball. it's been 20 years since we won even a division title. We made 1 NLCS? The diamondbacks have won more in our supposed "golden era" than us
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
respectfully, I don't understand how this isn't a sad era of padres baseball. it's been 20 years since we won even a division title. We made 1 NLCS? The diamondbacks have won more in our supposed "golden era" than us
how do we do it with no money tho
October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how do we do it with no money tho
I mean call em what they were. He phoned it in.
October 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I mean call em what they were. He phoned it in.
You don't think Vasquez would go NLDS Game 1?
October 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You don't think Vasquez would go NLDS Game 1?
I know it's just 1 AB but the Machado K in the middle of that is just... lmao. chef's kiss
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I know it's just 1 AB but the Machado K in the middle of that is just... lmao. chef's kiss