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The jealous girlfriend meme where the man is wearing a MAGA hat and labeled “conservatives”, the woman walking by that he’s ogling is “made up stuff on Facebook”, and his girlfriend he’s ignoring is “a 10 second Google search”
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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How am I just now seeing this?!?
Three picture in row: an off-white couch, Usha Vance in a blue dress, Pope Francis with a anxious look towards a white man in a dark suit mostly cut off by the edge of the picture so there’s just his left arm and just a bit of face, torso, and leg The words about the picture are, in order: Fuck - Marry - Kill
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This weekend at @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Jeremy the tortoise posing in the grass. He is a large tortoise with mostly brown and tan markings, facing left but while side-eyeing the camera. A picnic bench and cornhold targets can been seen in the background. Keefe the young goat poses adorably for the camera. He is brown with black ears, feet, and belly and back stripes. His expression says “ok, fine, I’ll let you get a pic but I expect scritches afterwards”.
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Maid Marian - an anthropomorphic fox wearing a pink headscarf and lavender dress - from the Disney animated movie Robin Hood. She’s holding a badminton shuttlecock.
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Without saying Bohemian Rhapsody, fav Queen Song?

Who Wants to Live Forever, obviously :)
Photo of Freddie Mercury of Queen on a stage in a black tux with white bowtie, lit from above by a spotlight with dozens of candles radiating from him in four rays.
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Tom Baker as Doctor Who 🙂
Doctor Who as portrayed by Tom Baker (the Fourth Doctor), a white man with curly brown hair, wearing his classic outfit of floppy hat, long coat, and really really long striped scarf. The quote on the orange sky background reads “"You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit the views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." -The Doctor” There is a small TARDIS icon in the lower left with the words “Church of the Big Blue Box”
August 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Tell them it’s aliens and dinosaurs! Because it is!

It’s someone’s rpg fever dream and I was there for it!
Statue of an alien riding a dinosaur. Yes, really :)
July 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The second signing was an accident - I opened it and was “oops, you’ve already signed this” and Scalzi grabbed it, turned the page, and signed again. So of course that had to be repeated, lol.
Title page of Old Man’s War by John Scalzi, signed by the author Part I page of Old Man’s War by John Scalzi, signed by the author with a drawn arrow pointing to handwritten words “Double signed!” Chapter One page of Old Man’s War by John Scalzi, signed by the author with handwritten words “Triple signed!” Chapter Two page of Old Man’s War by John Scalzi, signed by the author with handwritten words “quad sign!”
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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trash jones @jzux there should be an option to send yourself straight to someone's voicemail. just because i called you doesn't mean i want to talk to you
April 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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If you see this post a #vampire and pass it on
Spike from Buffy listening to someone who is facing away from the camera - he’s blinking and looks like he’s about to smirk and probably feed on the guy
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Coincidentally this was in the comments of one of Ursula Vernon’s (aka T Kingfisher’s) threads today! 😆
Three comments from a Bluesky chain- Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com: ..yes, I occasionally think about what l'd do with the power to spontaneously manifest anvils, SHUT UP THAT'S NOT WEIRD George W Harris@bullcityfats.bsky.social: The Looney Toons remake of Death Note Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
April 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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And we should be fucking embarrassed to be about 4% of the world population and 36% of global consumption! What the fuck is wrong with us?!?
Black and white picture of an angry little white girl in a nice dress looking over her right shoulder with her fists clenched. Two other kids in nice clothes are in the background. The text reads “4 weeks into this dictatorship and I’m using fuck like it’s a comma”
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Caption: 4 weeks into this dictatorship and I’m using fuck like it’s a comma Black and white photo of a young white girl in a short-sleeved dress. Her body is facing to the right and she’s looking over her right shoulder with a very pissed off scowl. Her fists are clenched like she’s ready to rumble. Two other also nicely dressed children are in the background.
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Saw this on mastodon and thought of y’all.
Political cartoon by MacKinnon 11/26/24 Title: “How Tarriffs Work:” Trump in profile in an ill-fitted suit is peeing into a fan with a Canadian maple leaf logo on it. Unsurprisingly the pee stream is blowing back into his face.
March 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Caption: 4 weeks into this dictatorship and I’m using fuck like it’s a comma Black and white photo of a young white girl in a short-sleeved dress. Her body is facing to the right and she’s looking over her right shoulder with a very pissed off scowl. Her fists are clenched like she’s ready to rumble. Two other also nicely dressed children are in the background.
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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ECONOMIC BLACKOUT ON FEBRUARY 28, 2025 TAKE PART & SHARE THE NEWS If you haven't heard, there will be an economic blackout Febuary 28th, nationwide. This means don't buy ANYTHING unless it's from a small business: No gas, no fast food, and definitely nothing from places like Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies until our message is heard. Please spread the word! Thank you!
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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A kolaches is toast or quiche - depending on how high the edges go: a klobasnek is a calzone or sushi - depending on if it sticks out the ends.
Cube rule of food chart - each square has a cube with certain sides filled in. None - salad or nachos, bottom - toast, top and bottom - sandwich, bottom and two opposite sides - taco, top & bottom & two sides - sushi, bottom and four sides - quiche, all six sides - calzone, top & bottom & middle - cake, top - toast with jam side down
February 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The safety issues are black mold in the building, broken walkie talkies, broken security cameras, no Code Adam training (for missing children/suspected child abduction). (info from r/Austin)
Flyer for the Thinkery staff walkout (children’s museum in Austin, Texas) Asks include firing Denise MacLeod; have leadership rotate working the floor; executives and managers to attend DEI training to address ongoing racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, fat-phobia; fix ongoing safety issues; provide clear policies; pay staff living wage of $22/hr minimum
February 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Deleted TikTok
Screenshot of a phone page in for deleting a TikTok account asking why. ‘Another reason’ is check with the text field explaining its because of “The bootlicking to Trump this weekend was absolutely pathetic and I want no part of TikTok’s partisan behavior.”
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Well, TikTok sucking up to Trump like this is enough for me to delete my account once it’s back up.
Screenshot of TikTok’s “not available” screen sucking up with a line about “we are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us”. 🤮
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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And have so much loathing for Mike Johnson. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
Photos of 13 very good masculine trans men with the caption “Do we Nelson in the ladies’ room? Republicans are saying we do!” Photo of a trans woman actress with caption “So you want HER in the men’s bathroom?” and a photo of a bearded trans man with caption “And HIM in the women’s bathroom?” Photo of bald bearded white guy with lots of tattoos and leaning sexily on his elbow with his pants almost off with the caption “This is Buck Angel. He will be using the bathroom with your wife, your daughter, your mother, because he was born female.”
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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screenshot of Ian Carrillo Bluesky post pointing out the “eating out vs eating at home” debate was started by Matt Forney - an anti-feminist facist who wrote an article called “How to Beat Your Girlfriend or Wife and Get Away with It”. The post linked to his everipedia page which shows a photo of Forney - a white man with scraggly goatee in a suit and a distainful expression.
January 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Dandelions in Central Texas - on January 3, 2025.Climate change is destroying the planet. Animals and plants being this off schedule is very, very bad.
Photo of four dandelions in full puffball form in a field of mostly dead grass and bark. Picture taken in Central Texas on January 3, 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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throwoveryourman-deactivated201: how universal of an experience is having the giving tree read to you as a small child and being distraught even tho the teacher seemed to think it was a nice story. also is this a gendered phenomenon. do girlchildren know on some level that they're the tree not the little star-anise: Children designated as "gifted and talented" frequently melt down because of this story. Boys and girls both. I've heard many G&T educators say they don't bring The Giving Tree or The Rainbow Fish into their classrooms at all because of it. septmilleneurones: Wow, what is it about gifted and talented kids that makes those stories hit them so hard?
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance, not as a moral standard, but as a social contract. If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it. In other words: The intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance. Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated. inspired by Tolerance is not a moral precept" by Yonatan Zunger
November 12, 2024 at 6:52 AM