I saw a deaf production of A Christmas Carol where they chose to have the hottest dude ever play Christmas Present and he made the choice to portray him as a threatening homosexual. It was great

I’m not denying he’s hot, he’s just a self-important asshole (and I can’t abide someone stealing my gig)

I managed to curate knowledge of his existence out of my life on Twitter and tumblr, I won’t lose on this front. Not after all these years of vague hatred, the source of which I can no longer remember, but I’m pretty sure I’m morally correct

They, and I quote, "do"

Let's run away together

Both I think