It’s my birthdaaaaay and boy oh boy it would be a shame if my cute friends didn’t reply with pictures of their butts 👀

Not to be that guy, but like… on a scale of 1-10 I’m not doing okay

Repost this and I'll draw you a card from the gay sex deck. It's like tarot cards but it tells your future in a different way

MY BABY

“On a scale of 1-10, I’m fucking done with this week.”
“It’s Wednesday.”
*screams internally*

Literal favourite thing in the world is when people get upset when you cut them out. Besties, I’m just protecting my peace and I don’t need your toxic asses ruining it.

Hi. I *fully* apologize in advance for all the nudes that my future self will like and repost.

I wasn’t expecting folks to follow me here hahahahaha