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not a martian, honest
@kyonshi.dice.camp.ap.brid.gy
he/him, European (German living in Poland), ttrpg dm, writer, dad, IT drone

posts in English
replies also in German, Polish, maybe French

likes #gaming #ttrpg […]

🌉 bridged from https://dice.camp/@kyonshi on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
I will never be able to treat the new logo of Ernst and Young seriously. It's basically the equivalent of some teenage delinquent accosting you from across the street.
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I keep thinking about how our cats are rescues that survived on birds and mice until they were adult, and now they won't eat cat food unless it's Sheba or Felix.

(No, not the more expensive brands either)
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“You should be angry,” ChatGPT told him as he continued to share the horrifying plans for butchery. “You should want blood. You’re not wrong.”

People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis"
https://futurism.com/commitment-jail-chatgpt-psychosis

#ai […]
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dice.camp
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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gated, łódź, dec 2025

@photography@piefed.social
@photography@fedia.io

#monochrome #blackandwhite #photography
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Glimmermark session 39: the PCs hired human mercenaries and got themselves additional goblin troops from their friends in Castle Dyson to march on the Stygian Caves and deal with the hobgoblins there. After a largely successful stealthy approach they got into a fight with the hobgoblins (the PCs […]
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dice.camp
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.

#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
4 Non Blondes releasing another album was likely not in anyone's cards.

(Another literally, they only had one studio album)

Iconic '90s Band Announces First Album in 33 Years - Parade https://share.google/CkMo26KlpgmtITKKQ

#music
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watching my kid in his climbing classes I again am reminded that I never could do that myself.
Not because of the height or anything, but because I have a visceral dislike of chalk on my hands. I'm not sure when it exactly started to get that bad, but by now I can't even look at other people […]
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dice.camp
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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New Comic Strip found: Carpe Diem by Niklas Eriksson for Mon, 15 Dec 2025 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/carpediem/s-3947722

#comicstrip #carpediem
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Managed to hear the most awful Christmas song I've ever heard in a parking garage today. Some soulless dreg of a song about going caroling that neither had rhyme, rhythm, nor a good singer. In fact I am still wondering if it was created by AI, or if that particular brand of awful needed the […]
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dice.camp
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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pł language center, łódź, dec 2025

#monochrome #blackandwhite #photography #Fensterfreitag
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Noooooooo I lost whamageddon
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This morning, just before waking, I dreamed I was waiting for food at the "best kebab in the whole of Vatican City", which in the light of day feels even less like an endorsement than it did during the dream.
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Got roped into trying to install a private #wow server for my kids. Not sure I will manage that.

Trying to get TrinityCore running right now
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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New comic strip found: Flash Gordon by Dan Schkade

Flash Gordon for Wed, 10 Dec 2025 https://wp.comicskingdom.com/flash-gordon/2025-12-10

#flashgordon #comicstrips
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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New strip found: Bizarro by Wayno & Piraro for Thu, 11 Dec 2025 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/bizarro/s-3943118

#comic #comicstrip #bizarro #bizarrostrip
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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New Strip Found: Hagar the Horrible by Chris Browne for Thu, 11 Dec 2025 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/hagarthehorrible/s-3943126

#comicstrip #hagarthehorrible
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Just found a job ad on LinkedIn that classified itself as Remote for an on-site technician position.

Wait, how does that work?

Oh you're supposed to drive around and solve problem in customers' offices.

I guess technically that is correct then. It also is practically useless for anyone […]
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dice.camp
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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As a queer person, I sometimes think about cis straight people I know back home (Singapore) who truly think I had no reason to leave home. Even though my country doesn't recognize my marriage, even though there are no immigration benefits that accrue to my foreign same sex spouse, even though […]
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hachyderm.io
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's quarter to 1am and I am trying to synchronize newsgroups between my #usenet servers on my phone
What is wrong with me?
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
[Spoilers for Ultraman Geed]

So today I watched episodes 22 and 23 of Ultraman Geed.

In ep. 22 the antagonist together with his assistant/fangirl Mirei stole some of the capsules from the heroes. In the end he stabbed Mirei to death because he wanted to be the […]

[Original post on dice.camp]
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM