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Kyle
@kynil.bsky.social
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Queer, questioning, somewhat boring, and out of fucks. Also a scientist.
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Yall have stiff competition from Iowa
August 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Emergency cat photo
Two cats sit in a shaded living room. One looks incredibly dumb.
June 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Fuck yes Midwest
A hand holding four-of-a-kind, but instead of cards, they’re fridge magnets depicting corn reclining in a chaise lounge with sunglasses. Iowa!
May 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Life is busy but good, and I hope the gay people in my phone are doing alright. Also, Lonnie disapproves of your interpretation of the constitution.
Pale yellow-green eyes peer through white Venetian blinds. The body of a grey cat is plainly visible from the neck down. Lonnie is not good at hiding.
May 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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All paca’d.
Two fluffy stuffed alpacas are reverse-69’d into a blue packing cube along with an alpaca key chain, an alpaca pencil, and a small handheld microscope.
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Emergency cat photoshop
Lonnie and Zeke are photoshopped into the Cats musical poster
April 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Emergency cat meme
A vintage-style photo of a cat with a tiara and a pink cocktail. In the background, a towering forest fire rages behind a house, captioned “my personal life back home.” The cat is captioned “me chillin’ at a furry convention doing animal person stuff and living in the moment.”
April 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Not quite emergency cat photo
A mostly black cat is perched atop a speaker, balanced precariously amongst pill bottles, carabiners, LEGO succulents, a Buddha figurine, and other assorted shit. He is judging someone.
March 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This motherfucker…
Zeke, a dumb black cat, hides in a monstera plant: 1X zoom Zeke, a dumb black cat, hides in a monstera plant: 1.7X zoom Zeke, a dumb black cat, hides in a monstera plant: 3X zoom
March 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Made a new flag stand for our craft n’ coffee group!
A tree slice has been turned into a small chalkboard, upon which a drawn boykisser asks “ooooo you like crafting dont you?”
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Otts in JOANN. :(
Mother. Fucking. Ott. Lights.
March 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Emergency cat photo
Two cats stare at you. One cat is black with a white chest spot perched atop an orange chair stolen from a dentist office waiting room. The other cat is dark grey and hiding in an equally grey cat ball. I need to clean my living room.
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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We are all so profoundly fucked
Wooper is sad and says “Not this”
February 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Ope. No more youth anymore. Only trans.
While it snows heavily, a front porch displays an inverted American flag. A sign protrudes from the snow with visible text reading “PROTECT TRANS.” Just a sliver of the final line is visible beneath the snow: “YOUTH.”
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Snow!
February 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Dear Costco, what in the actual fuck is this?
An abomination of furniture. Shitty contemporary craftsman legs are paired with white standing desk hardware, beechwood veneer, fake marble countertop material, and faux leather and nickel drawer handles. It looks like someone hacked together their own IKEA-inspired desk with McMansion leftovers from ReStore.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Emergency cat video
February 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Shhhh… no words… only dreams
A black cat stands on his hind legs in front of the TV and extends his paw, covering an actor’s mouth.
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Emergency cat pic
Two kittens on the floor. The black kitten sits stoically and glares at the camera while the grey kitten curls playfully around him. The photo quality is fuckin terrible.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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That messaging should be pretty clear…
A white porch in front of dead flowers and grass. A transgender flag is fastened to the end of the porch. An American flag is flown upside down on a diagonal flag pole extending from the porch corner. In the dead grass is a sign that says PROTECT TRANS YOUTH. Everything is windswept by a cold winter breeze.
February 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Well, that was one hell of a week. Please enjoy this photo of my plotting cats.
Two cats: they plottin’
January 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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And cuz we all need this...
(old.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/...)
January 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I suppose I should join this thingy.
January 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM