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NJ Wooder
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Incredibly dull, like chew-your-own-arm-off-to-escape-from-me dull
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So please explain autistic girls.
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We're getting ready for a great depression. Some would say the Greatest Depression! *accordion hands*
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
At least it's just about the correct season for all of those American farmers to plant their cover crop of whoopsie daisies.
September 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Phillies Karen is breathing a sigh of relief right now.
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just Photoshop his head on more Rambo bodies so MAGA forgets about it.
July 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They actually tried hiring multiple people to narrate but they all kept dying out of boredom.
May 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
But can you really have a functioning party if the bigots aren't welcome?
-All of these authors
May 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Stephan Miller is negative charisma Riff Raff and I can't unsee it.
May 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"It's important to mostly white guys so we, as a country, are obligated to coddle them and prop it up. Also, I'm heavily invested in it, too."

There, fixed it for you.
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So does this qualify her for a Darwin award?
February 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You are on a roll with bad takes lately.
February 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM