kymothée chalamet
@kymcattys.bsky.social
it’s kym. old hag, actively decaying. any pronouns.
I did!!! went to a weird little college in the woods on the north shore!! my ass lived at singing beach eating captain dusty’s!!!
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I did!!! went to a weird little college in the woods on the north shore!! my ass lived at singing beach eating captain dusty’s!!!
yes!!! we thankfully never lost power or heat like a lot of folks - my sister had to flee to my mom’s bc hers were out for a couple days
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
yes!!! we thankfully never lost power or heat like a lot of folks - my sister had to flee to my mom’s bc hers were out for a couple days
since apparently plants grow better when you talk to them, Ben and I have been encouraging the tree not to drop its other limbs on our house. I will buy it fertilizer to thank it!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
since apparently plants grow better when you talk to them, Ben and I have been encouraging the tree not to drop its other limbs on our house. I will buy it fertilizer to thank it!!!!
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
omggg that’s HORRIFYING
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
omggg that’s HORRIFYING
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming .
ALT: a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming .
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January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
oh FUCK yeah, is that a lisa frank??
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
oh FUCK yeah, is that a lisa frank??
YESSSSSSSS!!!! right?? shit is like magic!!!
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
YESSSSSSSS!!!! right?? shit is like magic!!!
you bet!!! taste as you go and don’t be afraid to tweak it!!
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
you bet!!! taste as you go and don’t be afraid to tweak it!!
basically dump the cans of sauce and beans in your crockpot, brown your meat (I use turkey), add to crock pot, then sautee your veg in the same pan until translucent & peppers turn olive in color and then dump em in as well.
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
basically dump the cans of sauce and beans in your crockpot, brown your meat (I use turkey), add to crock pot, then sautee your veg in the same pan until translucent & peppers turn olive in color and then dump em in as well.
I have a base I kinda freestyle on!!! though I DID write down everything I put in this latest chili because it was so good lmaooo - def could simplify the ingredients but it all came together!!
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I have a base I kinda freestyle on!!! though I DID write down everything I put in this latest chili because it was so good lmaooo - def could simplify the ingredients but it all came together!!
eating it outta the tupperware cold like a hog eatin slop
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
eating it outta the tupperware cold like a hog eatin slop
LMAOOOO watch out!!! I owe the pussy embolism fairy money and she has it OUT for me!!!
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
LMAOOOO watch out!!! I owe the pussy embolism fairy money and she has it OUT for me!!!
my brain knows that this is something that would never happen, but my heart says “yeah but”
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
my brain knows that this is something that would never happen, but my heart says “yeah but”
I don’t hate queefs but I have an irrational fear that I will somehow develop an embolism and die if any of the air gets stuck!!!! like god built me as a joke and I WOULD go out via pussy accident.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I don’t hate queefs but I have an irrational fear that I will somehow develop an embolism and die if any of the air gets stuck!!!! like god built me as a joke and I WOULD go out via pussy accident.
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SATISFACTORY 1.1 - A PERFECT Start to a PERFECT Factory - Let's Play Ep.1
YouTube video by Dekoba
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January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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