Fuck you McDonalds! Just flip those burgers and mind your god damn business!

Working the day before a holiday is pointless, sitting here watching the fucking clock….can we just not and say we did? At least there’s all kinds of delicious booty to look at to pass the time

Why are people on Facebook so damn touchy…..can’t even make a little joke without some trailer park Karen getting her vagina hairs in a twist

Also it’s 9am and I’ve already seen so much dick and ass…..this place is great

Didn’t take long for the algorithm to work itself out…..dick dick dick butthole butthole butthole….I’m not complaining 🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑

Woooo officially a Tate McRae fan….. 2 Hands is the best pop song I’ve heard in a long time. I don’t even mind that I can’t understand every lyric….

You know you have too much Xmas shit when the hubby separates his “trees” by color. Like how many white cones does one need for fucks sake

Scrolling on Bluesky is so relaxing…..no toxicity just yet. Hope it stays this way.

Since all I see are cat pictures I feel obligated to post my kitties

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It’s so refreshing over here