KyleTheScientist
kylethescientist.bsky.social
KyleTheScientist
@kylethescientist.bsky.social
I'm barely a scientist
I like to imagine that before the advent of thin plastic wrappers people were able to make food in the middle of the night without waking every living being in a 6 mile radius
February 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Unnamed Eagle: I'm thinking "white-maned" or maybe "snowcap"

Some guy: How bout bald
January 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Scoogli doochie crumbo wumbo!"
- me explaining to my Sim parole officer that I was nowhere near the CEO's house at the time of the assassination
January 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Why does cloth get darker when it's wet
December 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Restaurants have a hard time with my name
December 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Christmas? More like criss ma ass
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
The Buffalo Wild Wings near me just took lemon pepper sauce off their DoorDash menu and I'm considering ending it all
December 23, 2024 at 3:32 AM
"Your guess is as good as mine"

Brother I guarantee you're guessing better than me I have NO knowledge
December 21, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
December 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
December 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Who else up cuttin' they mustard
December 19, 2024 at 7:37 AM
December 19, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Luigi's Mansion 4: Luigi's Mangione
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Me at 8am: Oh my God what a horrible feeling I'm never staying up that late again

Me at 3am the following night: One more run of Super Poop Ball 3
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Me when I'm on a roll
December 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Not the anime tiddies man 🙈
December 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM
My guts are having a whole ass argument right now about what to do with all the ice cream I just dumped in there

#lactoseintolerant
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by KyleTheScientist
Tap
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
ngl I put ALL my eggs in the SAME basket EVERY time I go to the store.

any other little freaks out there or is it just me?
December 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
im tryna save up a thousand words so i can finally afford a picture
December 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
i have a hard time wrapping my head around things cause my head bones don't stretch very good. how're you guys doin it?
December 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
OHHHH I just realized people aren't talking about cooking when they say based
December 17, 2024 at 4:24 AM