I’m good I guess…

Sorry to hear that, dude.

Uh…hi?

I don’t celebrate Christmas but thanks anyways…

Yeah, I guess you’re right…

I’m sorry, Butters! I didn’t mean to upset you, but all I can say is that Cartman is a dick.

Of course it’s the fatass’ fault, always trying to provoke me 😒

Cartman probably manipulated him as usual.

Just be quiet okay? I really don’t want to tell the librarian about your behavior >:(

Oh no, did Cartman decided to trick you again?

My name is Kyle Broflovski, nice to meet you too.

not only that, but apparently, some of the girls in my class do think I’m a stereotypical "Nice Jewish Boy", I don’t know if Cartman is behind this or if my kindness rub people the wrong way…

she then started calling me a "sweet hearted little Jew", which really upset me and I told her to fuck off, this same girl acted like I was trying to be "cute" and "adorkable" by calling her out, I’m sorry for standing up for my people and not letting assholes like this girl to belittle us,

Okay, nvm, this is getting on my nerves, today I had a girl who approached me during recess that started venting to me about her being dumped by her boyfriend, then I comforted said girl and told her that she will one day find a nice man for her, but she went crazy,

Hi?

Nah dude, they only have this book rn :/

I haven’t heard of these guys in a while so I don’t think they did that.

I’m pretty sure it was Cartman who did that!