Kyle/Carl
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kylesway.bsky.social
Kyle/Carl
@kylesway.bsky.social
34, he/him, gay, gamer
Hello Fresh gave me carrots instead of broccoli 😫
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh no Netflix is having me screen an artsy movie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I need this as a plush immediately
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I need to go into town to deposit a check but if I do that I’ll also want to give myself a little treat…
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m going to watch the Golden Girls 40th Anniversary Special and cry.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don’t know how bingo cards are generated but this card is literally just the first 5 numbers of each line lol

(Also this is not a bingo, this is a blackout card that we premark for later)
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I may have convinced a friend to start playing Stardew Valley, you all would be so proud

(I have never played Stardew Valley lol)
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’ve never got to see it before!
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Meant to schedule a DoorDash for later today but I backed out of the order to fix it and didn’t schedule it again so it’s coming now lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We officially know too much about each other.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All love in the HMJ commune!
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
(Slight GBBO spoilers)

Wow, they really treated Aaron like shit on this last episode huh? It’s really ruined the entire episode for me.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Am I mishearing the song or is she singing about her partner being mistaken for her dad?
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Honestly thank god I’m about to go to work because the ‘I’m going to die alone’ thoughts are about to start 🥴
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The ACA premiums being shown right now are without the extension, right? Because my premium is surprisingly low. Am I just that poor? lol
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
There’s drama at bingo 👀
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As if I didn’t already feel inadequate as a 34 year old lol
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Since Joe won’t see this: people should be able to honk their horns whenever wherever
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you don’t like someone, then don’t interact with them, but if you decide instead to antagonize them when they’re not doing anything wrong, then you’re just bullying.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got called in to work on my only day off for a while and now I have an unbearable headache. I really wanted to enjoy today ☹️
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The stars aligned to be able to sleep in today which I’ve been wanting to do forever.
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s wild that my apartment is only 3 degrees lower than what it’s normally at but it feels like a freezer.
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I don’t know if any of you are familiar with the YouTube channel, MovieBitches, they were a very fun Drag Race/movie review channel, and they had to stop making videos because Avaryl got breast cancer, and the news just broke that she passed away 😕
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t have a day off on the next schedule, so I guess you’re all invited to my funeral!
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wondering if I could figure out a way to nap while also walking on the treadmill.
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM