Kyle Smith
@kylesmith46.bsky.social
Stage actor, just trying to get by in life without losing my mind.
It is genuinely so fitting the day that I receive my Hand Drawn Game Guide for the first Mega Man is when they announce a new game.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It is genuinely so fitting the day that I receive my Hand Drawn Game Guide for the first Mega Man is when they announce a new game.
Really not a fan of the new iOS update.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Really not a fan of the new iOS update.
I don’t know what idiot needs to hear this, but if you’re used to CoffeeMate’s peppermint mocha creamer, half and half and peppermint extract is not even close. Not even if you add a bit of sugar. (It’s me, I’m the idiot.)
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t know what idiot needs to hear this, but if you’re used to CoffeeMate’s peppermint mocha creamer, half and half and peppermint extract is not even close. Not even if you add a bit of sugar. (It’s me, I’m the idiot.)
I really try not to take rejection/ghosting personally, but it is so disheartening. How dare I feel optimistic that something will work out for a change?
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I really try not to take rejection/ghosting personally, but it is so disheartening. How dare I feel optimistic that something will work out for a change?
Fairly sure I’m being ghosted.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fairly sure I’m being ghosted.
Baguette Beam
Eiffelclimhazzard
Finishing Touch (that’s already pretty French)
Scare bleumnislash
Eiffelclimhazzard
Finishing Touch (that’s already pretty French)
Scare bleumnislash
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Baguette Beam
Eiffelclimhazzard
Finishing Touch (that’s already pretty French)
Scare bleumnislash
Eiffelclimhazzard
Finishing Touch (that’s already pretty French)
Scare bleumnislash
My graduate program is under threat. Please sign if you want Mary Baldwin to continue being an epicenter of Shakespeare scholarship!
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November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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34 is such a stupid age to be turning. Like…woohoo. What, do I want a party or something? Get outta here.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
34 is such a stupid age to be turning. Like…woohoo. What, do I want a party or something? Get outta here.
Yep. That sure is live action Link and Zelda.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yep. That sure is live action Link and Zelda.
Tangle and Whisper, omg.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tangle and Whisper, omg.
That sound you heard was quail hunters everywhere sighing in relief.
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
That sound you heard was quail hunters everywhere sighing in relief.
My boss keeps buying into Elon propaganda “the way his mind works is so different!” “His father didn’t own an emerald mine, that’s a misconception!” And I’m so so exhausted.
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My boss keeps buying into Elon propaganda “the way his mind works is so different!” “His father didn’t own an emerald mine, that’s a misconception!” And I’m so so exhausted.
Spending this Halloween on stage (the audience has jumped EVERY time I get stabbed) and then partying with friends!
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Spending this Halloween on stage (the audience has jumped EVERY time I get stabbed) and then partying with friends!
Saw one of those life hack reels where someone put M&Ms into a pepper grinder to make sprinkles with the typical amazed caption that nobody does this, and my brother in Christ, that is because it comes out brown. It doesn’t look fun.
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saw one of those life hack reels where someone put M&Ms into a pepper grinder to make sprinkles with the typical amazed caption that nobody does this, and my brother in Christ, that is because it comes out brown. It doesn’t look fun.
Tonight is the “fumble catching the key, call the main character the wrong name, and get the phone cord tangled around your coat button” night. And it’s only intermission!
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Tonight is the “fumble catching the key, call the main character the wrong name, and get the phone cord tangled around your coat button” night. And it’s only intermission!
I like to think that Brennan Lee Mulligan appearing in a LegalEagle video came about because Brennan needed a lawyer after probably doing something illegal to make Samalamadingdong happen.
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I like to think that Brennan Lee Mulligan appearing in a LegalEagle video came about because Brennan needed a lawyer after probably doing something illegal to make Samalamadingdong happen.
Version of The Producers where they get Jared Leto to play Hitler since he’s box office poison, but then he’s like WAY too good at playing Hitler, so of course he gets a bunch of award nominations and the plot proceeds as normal.
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Version of The Producers where they get Jared Leto to play Hitler since he’s box office poison, but then he’s like WAY too good at playing Hitler, so of course he gets a bunch of award nominations and the plot proceeds as normal.
So we’re in agreement that Orson Welles’ drunken wine adverts are more coherent than this fuck, right?
September 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
So we’re in agreement that Orson Welles’ drunken wine adverts are more coherent than this fuck, right?
Dr. Jekyll’s only flaw is that he was an underachiever. I could be three different people easily. Maybe four!
September 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dr. Jekyll’s only flaw is that he was an underachiever. I could be three different people easily. Maybe four!
Head empty, no thoughts.
September 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Head empty, no thoughts.
If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born!
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born!
Learned that I’ve been using the word “enormity” wrong. Not that I was using it a lot, but I’ve definitely misapplied it.
September 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Learned that I’ve been using the word “enormity” wrong. Not that I was using it a lot, but I’ve definitely misapplied it.
Motherfucking @sonicmega.bsky.social on Crowd Control?!
September 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Motherfucking @sonicmega.bsky.social on Crowd Control?!