Woke buzz lightyear (look to the future), based woody (return to tradition), says a lot about society (?)
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Woke buzz lightyear (look to the future), based woody (return to tradition), says a lot about society (?)
Michel Foucault’s gamertag is xXMikeFucker420Xx
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Michel Foucault’s gamertag is xXMikeFucker420Xx
Drake & Josh reboot starring Aubrey Graham & Josh Hutcherson
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Drake & Josh reboot starring Aubrey Graham & Josh Hutcherson
FA&FO? More like FNAF&FFDP
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
FA&FO? More like FNAF&FFDP
In a massive upset, Criolo, Amaro e Dino overtake Sault for AOTYSF
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In a massive upset, Criolo, Amaro e Dino overtake Sault for AOTYSF
The example image of a goiter on Wikipedia looks like a delicious glazed pastry
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The example image of a goiter on Wikipedia looks like a delicious glazed pastry
Not long until it’s vapers dejectedly switching to cigarettes to quit, since they would actually have to go outside and pace themselves
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not long until it’s vapers dejectedly switching to cigarettes to quit, since they would actually have to go outside and pace themselves
Beast burger? I hardly Chandler!
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Beast burger? I hardly Chandler!
Congratulations to Dominos on a successful charity campaign 🎉
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Congratulations to Dominos on a successful charity campaign 🎉
Thought Gang’s “One Dog Bark” is the most aptly named instrumental song ever
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thought Gang’s “One Dog Bark” is the most aptly named instrumental song ever
Employing reverse psychology in prayer
“Dear god, pleaaaaaseee don’t let me stumble upon $100k in a duffle bag, it would be such a burden on my taxes” etc
“Dear god, pleaaaaaseee don’t let me stumble upon $100k in a duffle bag, it would be such a burden on my taxes” etc
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Employing reverse psychology in prayer
“Dear god, pleaaaaaseee don’t let me stumble upon $100k in a duffle bag, it would be such a burden on my taxes” etc
“Dear god, pleaaaaaseee don’t let me stumble upon $100k in a duffle bag, it would be such a burden on my taxes” etc
“Hey siri, set an alarm for 8 pm”
Ok! 🥰 Enabling the recurring 8pm alarm labeled “Call doctor back” you used once 4 years ago that’s only recurring because for some reason that’s the only way to set an alarm for a different day
Ok! 🥰 Enabling the recurring 8pm alarm labeled “Call doctor back” you used once 4 years ago that’s only recurring because for some reason that’s the only way to set an alarm for a different day
“Hey siri, play specific song by specific band”
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Hey siri, set an alarm for 8 pm”
Ok! 🥰 Enabling the recurring 8pm alarm labeled “Call doctor back” you used once 4 years ago that’s only recurring because for some reason that’s the only way to set an alarm for a different day
Ok! 🥰 Enabling the recurring 8pm alarm labeled “Call doctor back” you used once 4 years ago that’s only recurring because for some reason that’s the only way to set an alarm for a different day
“Hey siri, play specific song by specific band”
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Hey siri, play specific song by specific band”
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
Ok! 🥰 Playing some random dogshit that has 1/12 words you just said in the title
My Letterboxd Account Was Hacked And If I Don’t Pay The Ransom They Will Leave Surface Level Reviews That Only Engage Plot Points And Don’t Address The Subtext, Themes, Or Context In Which The Films Being Reviewed Were Made
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My Letterboxd Account Was Hacked And If I Don’t Pay The Ransom They Will Leave Surface Level Reviews That Only Engage Plot Points And Don’t Address The Subtext, Themes, Or Context In Which The Films Being Reviewed Were Made
😏 is there an uncle fa?
September 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
😏 is there an uncle fa?
Hacker character losing his virginity, fingers scrambling at the hooks on the bra
Pauses, looks up
“I’m in”
Pauses, looks up
“I’m in”
September 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hacker character losing his virginity, fingers scrambling at the hooks on the bra
Pauses, looks up
“I’m in”
Pauses, looks up
“I’m in”
“Let they/them eat cake (ass)”
-Marie Antwokenette
-Marie Antwokenette
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“Let they/them eat cake (ass)”
-Marie Antwokenette
-Marie Antwokenette
I hate will smith because he got floor seats at the lakers
August 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I hate will smith because he got floor seats at the lakers
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar-industrial complex
August 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar-industrial complex
This kitten’s got ✨flaws✨
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This kitten’s got ✨flaws✨
I want the back to the future sunglasses but they’re Fluxxoticapacitor
July 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I want the back to the future sunglasses but they’re Fluxxoticapacitor
Might have to schedule weekly pub trivia nights the way I’m housing this geek bar
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Might have to schedule weekly pub trivia nights the way I’m housing this geek bar
Setting up a stall at a comiccon and selling fanart that’s intentionally inaccurate. The Fandom Trollbooth
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Setting up a stall at a comiccon and selling fanart that’s intentionally inaccurate. The Fandom Trollbooth