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Kyle Satwon
@kylesatwon.bsky.social
Yo! I'm Kyle Satwon. I create things and make jokes and stuff

I am 24 and I am making a game called DripQuest, and I'd love to show you more when I can :V
The game's already out, I assume the "demo" was based on specifically the new features but there's no reason to block off any particular part of the game, especially since it's a remastered version of the game with no specific new 'story' content.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Been replaying Sonic Superstars? I'm sorry to hear that.
April 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm starting to wonder if there are certain names that boomers see and then it sets some kind of flag in their head or something that makes them immediately take something completely serious. Like, if you have a satirical article with "Biden" in it, they'll believe it because they don't like him
April 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just call them Balloombas
April 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump is also a pretty successful business man and only became president for that specific purpose, it is important to note that whatever Trump says or does is a means to an end.

I bring this up because Kennedy is the type of person Trump is gonna listen to.
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He did? I genuinely can't find it
April 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
April 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
So it's not even an exact quote and it was changed to fit the narrative so they can make it sound like Sonic Shuffle was being ignored...? That's so corny bruh wtf 😭
April 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I thought it was already out?
April 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't see where they said that, could you provide a source for that quote your referencing?
April 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh. Yeah I think this post is talking about PlayAsia specifically
April 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Are you talking about PlayAsia?
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"Pokemon if it was made by le epic chungus MEMERS am I right my fellow Reddit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Guys this is such an updoot wholesome 100 high iq artpiece only TRUE intellectuals can enjoy!!! Reddit, ASSEMBLE! We MUST make sure this game sells!!!"

~the intended audience, probably.
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My bad bro I needed to borrow it
March 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He dropped his sandwich because he was too focused on holding himself up so high on a pedestal that he didn't have enough hands to hold the sandwich
March 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Metroidvania" sounds cooler and I feel like it's been around long enough to where everyone who cares knows what it is.
March 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This game is worth 10 dollars at the very max
March 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Do you have these without the text on them? Kinda just nice photos in general tbh
March 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
well, it WAS Wii Sports at one point
March 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My magical glass doesn't work. I tried following my friend and I fell down a gap and broke my leg. It's weird because my magical glass was working before...
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love their wonderfully bug noses and silly proportions, it makes me think of little toys you'd get from a vending machine that can squish
March 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maybe it was me and maybe I did it because it made me giggle and laugh and kick my feet in the air like a jolly guy
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This place is better but definitely stay away from that Discover tab; a lot of bitter people have been coming over from Twitter and seem to just be negative to be negative. And a lot of politics, too, but only the worst kind of it. It is a lot of chronically online people and it's kinda depressing.
March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM