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mike ehrmanclout
@kylerthecreator.bsky.social
forced to xeet but born to skeet
one of the funniest videos of all time

they posted this to be like “trans ended this star volleyball players career” when the issue is she straight up didn’t even attempt to block her like any semi-decent volleyball player would lmfao
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i’m off that horrors beyond our wildest comprehensions pack
October 28, 2023 at 2:51 AM
they should invent adderall you don’t have to chew
October 11, 2023 at 5:23 PM
one time i hit a dab pen at my homies’ wedding and started coughing during the maid of honor speech and everyone at my table started looking at me like a fuck up including a dude literally named Dr. Cool. that part hurt the worst. imagine not being fucked with by Dr. Cool himself
October 6, 2023 at 4:53 PM
i think i could defend myself at trial
October 6, 2023 at 2:28 AM
i just automatically assume that anyone who prefers cold weather months over warm ones is unemployed
September 29, 2023 at 11:27 AM
chuck and james mcgill compilation video set to the drake and josh theme song
September 20, 2023 at 12:20 PM
not even god himself could stop me if i made $80,000 a year
September 14, 2023 at 4:56 PM
i pray to god i never get famous bc one time i answered a question in ethics class as an Undergraduate Student.
September 14, 2023 at 1:30 AM
ohio
September 13, 2023 at 1:08 PM
showed up to Waffle House faded as hell the other night and asked for a grand slam instead of the all star special. four employees instantly took me out back and beat me with baseball bats then told me to take my broke, hungry ass to denny’s but not before charging me $10.75 + tip
September 12, 2023 at 4:33 PM
you should get a purple heart when you bite your lip and it gets a little swollen so you end up biting it more periodically throughout the day
September 8, 2023 at 3:49 AM
i’m bad at riffing with people because i never think bad thoughts about others. ever.
September 4, 2023 at 2:43 PM
i love to travel (click around random cities on google maps street view)
August 29, 2023 at 12:34 PM
smoking on that MicroTerror 2.0 pack
August 23, 2023 at 5:09 PM
half a joint and this
August 22, 2023 at 10:53 PM
just stared at the sun for a little bit shit was tight
August 22, 2023 at 10:43 PM
i would vibe so hard in an mri machine
August 22, 2023 at 2:46 AM
dope wedding, now watch me blow this sick ass cloud
August 20, 2023 at 3:02 PM
best man speech where i talk about the first time we got a dui
August 18, 2023 at 11:51 PM
on second thought im actually so stoked to see the most graphic images and videos of literal human death imaginable on my timeline again because my blocks on pages like Insane Reality Leaks were probably unjustified in the first place
August 18, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Fent Ones: with Sean Evans
August 15, 2023 at 3:54 AM
fentanyl tier list
August 15, 2023 at 3:53 AM
james harden took his beef to the geopolitical landscape the man is generational
August 15, 2023 at 1:01 AM
just said “excuse me fellas” to two gay dudes in the coffee shop
August 14, 2023 at 12:00 PM