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Kevin
@kyleqpants.bsky.social
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We had a great time
A selfie of a bearded man wearing a green shirt and smiling enthusiastically while holding a baby in a gray onesie. The baby’s face is censored by the baby emoji
August 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Screenshot from the Barbie movie edited to say “do you guys never think about dying?”
July 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Happy Friday! #fcf
Sitting at a desk with my hand propping up my erect dick
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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How am I supposed to go back to work now..
A black cat snuggling close to me on the couch
June 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Flirting with old fuck buddies from back home on snap
Me naked in the shower with a boner
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And here’s the current book #booksky
“Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow” by Gabrielle Zevin. The cover has the title and author in multicolored video game text in front of a background of that famous Japanese wave
June 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Happy Father’s Day from me and my daughter
Me lying on my bed with a blue pillow, a black cat next to me looking at me with big yellow eyes. There’s a book open in front of me
June 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Post your current read 📚

#booksky
Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson. Cover shows a man in blue holding a staff and punching an illuminated fist into a rocky ground with large storm clouds in the background
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
kyleqpants.bsky.social
Mama this is garbage
A Grindr screenshot with 5 ads preventing you from seeing all but one actual chat
April 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Kylie gave us life last night 💃🏻🪩💎
A concert stage with a bright blue background with multiple sunglassed Kylies walking around. To the side are two more screens with zoomed in Kylie faces with sunglasses, slicked back hair, and pink lips, lookin might cunty
April 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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This woman will demand you to accompany her to the front door and pet her there, specifically
A black cat sitting on a mat in front of a door, face full of rage that she’s not currently being pet
March 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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When they’re testing the fire alarms all day long
Me sitting in a desk chair wearing giant noise canceling headphones that are NOT doing their job 🙉
March 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Going into my performance review meeting with my new boss… she looks pissed
A black cat sitting in an office chair behind a (cluttered) desk wearing an expression of pure disdain
March 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Hey @durbin.senate.gov can you tell us WHY there wasn’t any conscious strategy for the joint session?
Manu Raju @mkraju Top Senate Dems chide their House colleagues' antics in the chamber last night, including Al Green who got escorted out. Sen. Dick Blumenthal told me: "I wouldn't have necessarily done all the things that were done, but I understand the emotion, and Trump was so about bullying, boasting, blaming. ... We need to provide real solutions and avoid taking the bait." Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin on Green said: "Well, of course, that was his decision. There wasn't any conscious strategy. You know, in terms of responding to the speech, I think there are better ways to do it. Stick with the basics. America was waiting to hear from the President last night. What are you going to do about the cost of living, things that we're coping with?"
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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She delayed it
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Postponement Announcement on June 5, 2024, Governor Hochul, in a major reversal announced that the implementation of congestion pricing on June 30 would be indefinitely paused.
February 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Happy #FCF
My boner. I’m lying on a bed with my jeans pulled down
February 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Happy taking-it-easy Tuesday (photographed in the middle of my leisurely midafternoon break that I really did not have time for)
Pic of my hard dick from above. I’m lying on the bed with a maroon sweater and jeans pulled down
February 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Did a quick lil mandatory computer restart ten mins before a meeting and now I’m 23 mins late and counting
Big mistake. Huge. From Pretty Woman
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I didn’t leave the northeast for this 🥶
Weather app screenshot for Atlanta with a temperature of 21°
January 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Giving this a try. Hoping it’s as good as they say and not as melodramatic as I fear
A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
January 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Christmas in Atlanta
A hand aiming a water gun at a blindingly bright sun in a cloudless sky
December 23, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Drooling face with the caption “I froth”
December 6, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Happy hump day 🍑
Me on all fours on a bed, naked except for a pair of blue crew socks, shot from at an angle from behind so you can see my hairy butt and hanging balls
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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With Bluesky becoming more popular some skeets are becoming dangerously Facebook-coded 😵‍💫
A screenshot of a skeet with a photo of a beer and text saying “thank goodness I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where tacos and beer live”
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Save them, Guy Fieri!!
A bus showing the destination Blandtown
November 18, 2024 at 2:07 AM