Kyle
@kylemichaelreaves.bsky.social
Software engineer interested in the promotion of general welfare, philosophy, and orangutans; painter of the divine pattern
Never was there a religious fundamentalist who’s said they’re going to pray for me, with that stereotypical dripping condescension, whose life wasn’t an objective moral disaster.
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Never was there a religious fundamentalist who’s said they’re going to pray for me, with that stereotypical dripping condescension, whose life wasn’t an objective moral disaster.
John Roberts would play the Queen Mother if this were Richard III: From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept a hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
John Roberts would play the Queen Mother if this were Richard III: From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept a hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death.
r/Nietzsche: a subreddit for delicate men who don’t read but want to feel powerful.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
r/Nietzsche: a subreddit for delicate men who don’t read but want to feel powerful.
Would rather be reading
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Would rather be reading
SCOTUS’s brilliant, billionaire funded legal wisdom: We’re sending it back to the states.
The states they’re “sending it back” to: laboratories of racist voter disenfranchisement
The states they’re “sending it back” to: laboratories of racist voter disenfranchisement
October 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
SCOTUS’s brilliant, billionaire funded legal wisdom: We’re sending it back to the states.
The states they’re “sending it back” to: laboratories of racist voter disenfranchisement
The states they’re “sending it back” to: laboratories of racist voter disenfranchisement
I hope you all can enjoy the exquisite and sublime pleasure of dispatching a TERF in the replies of their own thread so severely that they ask you if you’re a man or a woman.
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I hope you all can enjoy the exquisite and sublime pleasure of dispatching a TERF in the replies of their own thread so severely that they ask you if you’re a man or a woman.
The moments where Nietzsche scares me most are when he sounds like Marx. There’s a moment in Utility and Liability of History 5 where he does a “philosophy has only interpreted the world; the point is to change it.”
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The moments where Nietzsche scares me most are when he sounds like Marx. There’s a moment in Utility and Liability of History 5 where he does a “philosophy has only interpreted the world; the point is to change it.”
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Must have gotten a ghostwriter for the children’s book
Kash Patel's notes during his congressional testimony as photographed by Getty: "Good fight with Swalwell"
September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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My favorite part of Homer is the wailing, lamenting, and sobbing of very manly men.
September 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My favorite part of Homer is the wailing, lamenting, and sobbing of very manly men.
The herd this, the herd that. Yes Friedrich, you’re so above it all. And you hate Hegel, we know.
But then he’ll throw you one of those prescient and exacting descriptions of people I’ve known. It’s scary. He scares me.
But then he’ll throw you one of those prescient and exacting descriptions of people I’ve known. It’s scary. He scares me.
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The herd this, the herd that. Yes Friedrich, you’re so above it all. And you hate Hegel, we know.
But then he’ll throw you one of those prescient and exacting descriptions of people I’ve known. It’s scary. He scares me.
But then he’ll throw you one of those prescient and exacting descriptions of people I’ve known. It’s scary. He scares me.
I shouldn’t like Godfather II but it is my favorite. I say shouldn’t because of the homophobic representation of its gay villain, Don F-Slur. You know that diva was frequenting the bathhouses.
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I shouldn’t like Godfather II but it is my favorite. I say shouldn’t because of the homophobic representation of its gay villain, Don F-Slur. You know that diva was frequenting the bathhouses.
After watching the trailer of the newest adaptation, and especially if you haven’t read the novel, you’d be forgiven for thinking Wuthering Heights is about being gorgeous and sexy, and not about a haunted landlord / domestic abuser.
September 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
After watching the trailer of the newest adaptation, and especially if you haven’t read the novel, you’d be forgiven for thinking Wuthering Heights is about being gorgeous and sexy, and not about a haunted landlord / domestic abuser.
The gayest story Aristotle ever told was about that tyrant who was a bottom. And the oppressed citizens overheard him proclaiming his desire to be impregnated by his boyfriend. And the citizens said: we will not suffer this indignity, of having a bottom as a tyrant and ruler. So they overthrew him.
August 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The gayest story Aristotle ever told was about that tyrant who was a bottom. And the oppressed citizens overheard him proclaiming his desire to be impregnated by his boyfriend. And the citizens said: we will not suffer this indignity, of having a bottom as a tyrant and ruler. So they overthrew him.
Do you have an erotic attachment to wisdom? Your friends and loved ones may be entitled compensation.
August 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do you have an erotic attachment to wisdom? Your friends and loved ones may be entitled compensation.
“The worst thing humans suffer is homelessness; we must endure this life because of desperate hunger; we endure, as migrants with no home.” Homer, Odyssey, Book XV, l343-6
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“The worst thing humans suffer is homelessness; we must endure this life because of desperate hunger; we endure, as migrants with no home.” Homer, Odyssey, Book XV, l343-6
A superstitious thespian drag queen named Lady Scottishplay
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A superstitious thespian drag queen named Lady Scottishplay
Reading Nietzsche on the subway, a man who didn’t believe in providing the public with any service, let alone public transportation. #publictransportation #mta #nietzsche
August 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reading Nietzsche on the subway, a man who didn’t believe in providing the public with any service, let alone public transportation. #publictransportation #mta #nietzsche
Muse, tell me a story of a cancelled man
July 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Muse, tell me a story of a cancelled man
A show like MTV Cribs, but you’re giving a tour of your library. Or other notable libraries, public and private! #literacy #libraries
July 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A show like MTV Cribs, but you’re giving a tour of your library. Or other notable libraries, public and private! #literacy #libraries
This week I learned (an ancient) someone without any appreciation or interest in philosophy inherited Aristotle’s entire corpus and put it in their basement where it was consumed by mold and worms. Thanks a lot to that man.
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This week I learned (an ancient) someone without any appreciation or interest in philosophy inherited Aristotle’s entire corpus and put it in their basement where it was consumed by mold and worms. Thanks a lot to that man.
“Death, to all of them.” Wendy Williams
July 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“Death, to all of them.” Wendy Williams
It’s a secret 🤫… That’s copyright infringement: 1962. @kellymantle.bsky.social @planettammie.bsky.social #TheKellyMantleShow #KellyMantle #TammieBrown #Madonna #SandraBernhard #CopyRightInfringement
July 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s a secret 🤫… That’s copyright infringement: 1962. @kellymantle.bsky.social @planettammie.bsky.social #TheKellyMantleShow #KellyMantle #TammieBrown #Madonna #SandraBernhard #CopyRightInfringement
July 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What blows my mind about Republic reading it this time around, not only did Plato provide a painstaking account of how the Kallipolis is supposed to be created, he also provided an equally arduous and exacting account of how it might die.
July 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What blows my mind about Republic reading it this time around, not only did Plato provide a painstaking account of how the Kallipolis is supposed to be created, he also provided an equally arduous and exacting account of how it might die.