Kyle Thomas
@kylehemingway.com
Smoky eye. Updo. Gstaad.
kylehemingway.com (he/him)
kylehemingway.com (he/him)
For when you see someone hurting or in need of a hand…
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
For when you see someone hurting or in need of a hand…
Mr. Autumn Man getting a run for his money. (👉 theonion.com/mr-autumn-ma...) #freddiemylove
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mr. Autumn Man getting a run for his money. (👉 theonion.com/mr-autumn-ma...) #freddiemylove
That was Isaac Newton, right?
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
That was Isaac Newton, right?
AND THEY TOOK HER OUT OF HER CASE TO LET ME MEET HER.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
AND THEY TOOK HER OUT OF HER CASE TO LET ME MEET HER.
So, naturally, I had to go back to see if Patrice approved of my new addition.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So, naturally, I had to go back to see if Patrice approved of my new addition.
And I made it happen, thanks to the magnificent Alissa at Brass and Briar.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And I made it happen, thanks to the magnificent Alissa at Brass and Briar.
Patrice is a legend, an icon, and she is the moment, I mean come on now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Patrice is a legend, an icon, and she is the moment, I mean come on now.
Please meet Patrice, the seafaring taxidermy squirrel.
(👇 A thread)
(👇 A thread)
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Please meet Patrice, the seafaring taxidermy squirrel.
(👇 A thread)
(👇 A thread)
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
BOS 🚂 POR for the weekend!
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
BOS 🚂 POR for the weekend!
What an incredible way to spend a Tuesday evening with the most magnificent #KelliOHara at #SymphonyHall. Thank you for the beauty. #bosarts
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What an incredible way to spend a Tuesday evening with the most magnificent #KelliOHara at #SymphonyHall. Thank you for the beauty. #bosarts
Eternally grateful to Moira Rose for her assistance in getting this pangram the other day.
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Eternally grateful to Moira Rose for her assistance in getting this pangram the other day.
Every concert at the #GardnerMuseum is good, but not all of them are as amazing as today’s was. #ClaireChase programmed an outstanding afternoon featuring #KatinkaKleijn, #AlexPeh, and my long-term girlfriend #AisslinnNosky with rep spanning five centuries. #bosarts
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Every concert at the #GardnerMuseum is good, but not all of them are as amazing as today’s was. #ClaireChase programmed an outstanding afternoon featuring #KatinkaKleijn, #AlexPeh, and my long-term girlfriend #AisslinnNosky with rep spanning five centuries. #bosarts
You can scan the QR code to take the audio tour.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You can scan the QR code to take the audio tour.
It’s like there’s a $10M reward for us…
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s like there’s a $10M reward for us…
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the #GardnerMuseum heist? #bosarts
(Cc: @patrickmharris.bsky.social #lilbroadwaycupcake)
(Cc: @patrickmharris.bsky.social #lilbroadwaycupcake)
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the #GardnerMuseum heist? #bosarts
(Cc: @patrickmharris.bsky.social #lilbroadwaycupcake)
(Cc: @patrickmharris.bsky.social #lilbroadwaycupcake)
And then they teleport into a 1985 YSL lookbook.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And then they teleport into a 1985 YSL lookbook.
They keep the secret of how they got away with murdering their husbands…in the purses.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They keep the secret of how they got away with murdering their husbands…in the purses.
DID YOU GET STUCK ON SOMETHING ON YOUR WAY IN?
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
DID YOU GET STUCK ON SOMETHING ON YOUR WAY IN?
This one I don’t mind, a bit melodramatic but compositionally sound.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This one I don’t mind, a bit melodramatic but compositionally sound.
First up we start out strong with AI-generated lesbians in a Hallmark movie.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
First up we start out strong with AI-generated lesbians in a Hallmark movie.
Test drive for this year’s #Halloween costume, Freddie Mercury is going as another icon of music, #DollyParton. #freddiemylove
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Test drive for this year’s #Halloween costume, Freddie Mercury is going as another icon of music, #DollyParton. #freddiemylove