Kyle de Lange
kyledl.bsky.social
Kyle de Lange
@kyledl.bsky.social
he/him
straight
20
Enjoys video games, anime, and programming.
Zen browser is the way.
Ally 🏳️‍🌈
JS, CSS, HTML & C# developer.
I'm a white South African. I wouldn't accept asylum over there. Shit looks worse in America than it does over here.
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Luckily the entire world isn't capitalist...
August 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Reposted by Kyle de Lange
August 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nay, fair lass. I be yonder voyaging about them seven seas, yarrr.
August 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Fucking clankers
July 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There's a rule I go by: if you can count a full second between the popping sounds it's ready.
July 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There's water in my tea if that counts...
July 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I saw a video on this a couple months ago by the guy who made it, 10/10 concept. Not sure why some big game studio didn't even think of this first. Imagine that in something like Cyberpunk lol.
July 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's just a glitch in the Matrix
May 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oooooo that sounds amazing!
May 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What you make?
May 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's just TTL, no?
May 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
NA education in a nutshell
April 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Probably a misclick in Excel
April 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Please do Pot of Greed I BEG YOU
April 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
'Enshittification' is real. They just put a top-tier developer on the market for anyone to hire.
April 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@paolo.ricciuti.me this would be a fantastic idea. Seeing what the Svelte team is cooking ahead of time always gives me butterflies in my stomach
April 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
1. Sells all their stocks and tells his billionaire friends to do so.

2. Declares global tarrifs, crashing the stock market.

3. Buys back the stocks at 90% of what they were.

4. Infinite money glitch via insider trading.

I'm convinced it was all a ruse to suck the pockets dry of Americans.
April 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The pinnacle of decentralised technology. Carrying an index of an entire platform in your pocket.
March 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
YESSSS FINALLY
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I can imagine souls coming down to Earth inhabiting babies. They get assigned to the USA spawn point and go "ah fuck, let's just get this over with quickly".
March 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Good morning :)
March 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Who hurt you Luna
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM