Kyle
@kylebro87.bsky.social
Slightly sarcastic film and pizza lover.
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Kyle
@kylebro87.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Alright I’m hopping aboard the train.. follow me if you like
Classic movies
90s country music
Movie award season
Acapella music
Bluegrass
Haley Reinhart
Disturbed
The Chicks
Dogs
Star Wars
Pizza
#promosky
Classic movies
90s country music
Movie award season
Acapella music
Bluegrass
Haley Reinhart
Disturbed
The Chicks
Dogs
Star Wars
Pizza
#promosky
Trump saying he doesn't draw pictures sounds a lot like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trump saying he doesn't draw pictures sounds a lot like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
It is entirely too early for some man to message me on tinder and say I look like comic book guy on the Simpson but it's ok because he finds it sexy...excuse me?
July 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It is entirely too early for some man to message me on tinder and say I look like comic book guy on the Simpson but it's ok because he finds it sexy...excuse me?
Please tell me why someone is in my dms on a dating app quoting Lil Kim songs?!
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Please tell me why someone is in my dms on a dating app quoting Lil Kim songs?!
Welp. As of today, I have officially lost 30lbs
July 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Welp. As of today, I have officially lost 30lbs
I must be in the minority..I went to see F1 and I was bored to tears. The acting is atrocious as was the story. Editing was choppy. Tried too hard to be a late 80s/early 90s blockbuster
June 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I must be in the minority..I went to see F1 and I was bored to tears. The acting is atrocious as was the story. Editing was choppy. Tried too hard to be a late 80s/early 90s blockbuster
Chet Holmgren looks like he smells like ass #nbafinals
June 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Chet Holmgren looks like he smells like ass #nbafinals
Amazon music throwin it back to the 2000s with the emo queen #avril #inthefeels
June 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Amazon music throwin it back to the 2000s with the emo queen #avril #inthefeels
Bring Her Back is a brutal film about grief with a fantastic unhinged performance by Sally Hawkins. Definitely one of the best films of the year #filmsky
June 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bring Her Back is a brutal film about grief with a fantastic unhinged performance by Sally Hawkins. Definitely one of the best films of the year #filmsky
I say the strategy for the Pacers game should be this: you take a player who sits on the bench and kick Karl Anthony Towns in the knee since it's been bothering him. You take a flagrant (I've been told you get 2 of those so you have one left just in case) Karl is injured and Pacers win. Simple
May 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I say the strategy for the Pacers game should be this: you take a player who sits on the bench and kick Karl Anthony Towns in the knee since it's been bothering him. You take a flagrant (I've been told you get 2 of those so you have one left just in case) Karl is injured and Pacers win. Simple
The New York Knicks coach looks like Shrek to me
May 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The New York Knicks coach looks like Shrek to me
I'm late but Sinners just might be favorite movie of the year. Killer soundtrack and killer performances from Michael B Jordan, Delton Lindo and especially newcomer Miles Caron! #filmsky
May 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I'm late but Sinners just might be favorite movie of the year. Killer soundtrack and killer performances from Michael B Jordan, Delton Lindo and especially newcomer Miles Caron! #filmsky
Qatar is sending Trump a jet. All I'm saying is that they can be heroes here and add a little explosive detail...
May 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Qatar is sending Trump a jet. All I'm saying is that they can be heroes here and add a little explosive detail...
Well today I start a liquid diet of popsicles broth and Gatorade. Have a colonoscopy and an endoscopy done tomorrow at 3pm. Tonight the dam begins to burst. Pray for those around me
May 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Well today I start a liquid diet of popsicles broth and Gatorade. Have a colonoscopy and an endoscopy done tomorrow at 3pm. Tonight the dam begins to burst. Pray for those around me
It's bad when you prefer Sanjaya's version to John Foster's because at least Sanjaya was entertaining #americanidol
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's bad when you prefer Sanjaya's version to John Foster's because at least Sanjaya was entertaining #americanidol
John Foster just isn't that good #americanidol
May 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
John Foster just isn't that good #americanidol
Listen guys. Let Trump go be pope. The Catholic Church is already screwed up and he'd be out of America! Someone else can clean up America. And remember..the mafia is in Europe and they are Catholic...
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Listen guys. Let Trump go be pope. The Catholic Church is already screwed up and he'd be out of America! Someone else can clean up America. And remember..the mafia is in Europe and they are Catholic...
I just turned on #americanidol for the first time in years. Gabby Samone just gave the best performance I've ever heard on the show when I used to watch it
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just turned on #americanidol for the first time in years. Gabby Samone just gave the best performance I've ever heard on the show when I used to watch it
There's something ironic about setting off fireworks and releasing air pollution on Earth Day
April 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There's something ironic about setting off fireworks and releasing air pollution on Earth Day
I'm beginning to think that Trump's bible is just a large picture book with scribbles all over the pages
April 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm beginning to think that Trump's bible is just a large picture book with scribbles all over the pages
This might be tmi but I've been farting and burping for 2 days as a side effect to Zepbound the weightloss medication I'm on. But hey I've lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks so I can live with it. Just be prepared if you come around me #weightloss
April 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This might be tmi but I've been farting and burping for 2 days as a side effect to Zepbound the weightloss medication I'm on. But hey I've lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks so I can live with it. Just be prepared if you come around me #weightloss
It always sends me into a slight mid life crisis when they play songs from the early to mid 90s like Creep by Stone Temple Pilots on the classic rock station...#musicsky
April 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It always sends me into a slight mid life crisis when they play songs from the early to mid 90s like Creep by Stone Temple Pilots on the classic rock station...#musicsky
"This chair is worth $700."
Not if it was painted in gold and cured cancer
Not if it was painted in gold and cured cancer
April 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"This chair is worth $700."
Not if it was painted in gold and cured cancer
Not if it was painted in gold and cured cancer
How pissed do you think my conservative Facebook friends will be when I post #420praisehim and #wakandbaketheham on Easter Sunday?
April 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How pissed do you think my conservative Facebook friends will be when I post #420praisehim and #wakandbaketheham on Easter Sunday?