I read this post in the voice of Joe Walsh

The right had a lot of fun with "86 46" and no one cared when they used their secret codes.

8647

More here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdB...

Time to buy some Mack Wheldon underwear!

I got through to Moreno's office this week to decry the UN vote against Ukraine. Husted's office has a voicemail which mispronounces his last name as "Huh-sted" not "Hew-sted"

Since when did The Onion get so political?

Ramova?

Your in-laws are obviously all Frankensteins.

I feel personally attacked.

"The real opposition is the media" means their enemy is truth and sunlight

The FTCA (Federal Tort Claims Act) issue and the inability of the clean up workers to obtain a full recovery is an interesting twist. The irony is that if the TVA was private firm there would not be such a restriction (though full recovery for damages would not be guaranteed).

"Surge of Very Gross Trolls" is my new thrash metal band

I read that as Jon Lovitz first, then saw the picture

$600 Billion is about what the Saudi regime owes in Victim Compensation for 9/11