Kyla says what?
@kylasayswhat.bsky.social
Wife/Mom/Crazy Person - doing life half assed since 1977 🇨🇦🤘😎
Sleep Token obsessed
Don’t ask what I’m reading, it’s smut 😇
If you need me I’m probably killing bitches in Fortnite or otherwise avoiding housework and real life.
Sleep Token obsessed
Don’t ask what I’m reading, it’s smut 😇
If you need me I’m probably killing bitches in Fortnite or otherwise avoiding housework and real life.
Coming out of hibernation to say there should be an age limit for eating corn. Maybe 75 and under - possibly 65…
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Coming out of hibernation to say there should be an age limit for eating corn. Maybe 75 and under - possibly 65…
Ah yes, the “almost time for back to school” sickness wave seems to be hitting…. So much fun 😎
August 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ah yes, the “almost time for back to school” sickness wave seems to be hitting…. So much fun 😎
You’d think after 4 months I’d have something to say…
I do not.
I do not.
August 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You’d think after 4 months I’d have something to say…
I do not.
I do not.
Once a month I like to pop in and check things out. I’d do it more, but tbh, my sanity is hanging by a thread most days so I need less real life and more pure distraction 😎
April 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Once a month I like to pop in and check things out. I’d do it more, but tbh, my sanity is hanging by a thread most days so I need less real life and more pure distraction 😎
Holy balls I have gained followers… by being silent and neglectful of my account 😂 yay, people!
March 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Holy balls I have gained followers… by being silent and neglectful of my account 😂 yay, people!
5 years since I’ve
Heard your voice … miss you Mama 💕
Heard your voice … miss you Mama 💕
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
5 years since I’ve
Heard your voice … miss you Mama 💕
Heard your voice … miss you Mama 💕
Holy shit is this what it feels like to
be famous?! THIRTY FIVE - yes 3-5 - followers… I’m an influencer now right?! Also Hi you all!
be famous?! THIRTY FIVE - yes 3-5 - followers… I’m an influencer now right?! Also Hi you all!
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Holy shit is this what it feels like to
be famous?! THIRTY FIVE - yes 3-5 - followers… I’m an influencer now right?! Also Hi you all!
be famous?! THIRTY FIVE - yes 3-5 - followers… I’m an influencer now right?! Also Hi you all!
One of my favourite things about depression is wanting to be utterly alone in the quiet, and then feeling even more blue because you’re utterly alone and it’s quiet.
January 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
One of my favourite things about depression is wanting to be utterly alone in the quiet, and then feeling even more blue because you’re utterly alone and it’s quiet.
Maybe I’ve been under a rock, but I just saw ol Musky boy referred to as Lex Loser and I actually cackled
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Maybe I’ve been under a rock, but I just saw ol Musky boy referred to as Lex Loser and I actually cackled
Here’s a picture of the adorable new puppy napping while we pick up #1 from school to brighten your day
January 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Here’s a picture of the adorable new puppy napping while we pick up #1 from school to brighten your day
So where’s everyone going to hide from the next <too many fucking years>? I’ll be probably locked in a room ignoring the world until it just burns down around me
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So where’s everyone going to hide from the next <too many fucking years>? I’ll be probably locked in a room ignoring the world until it just burns down around me
Kinda over the winter storm bs. We get it, winter, yaaay. Now stop pls!
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Kinda over the winter storm bs. We get it, winter, yaaay. Now stop pls!
The migration is very exciting to see - but I’m still
Waiting for my Riders and Oilers to make an appearance
Waiting for my Riders and Oilers to make an appearance
November 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
The migration is very exciting to see - but I’m still
Waiting for my Riders and Oilers to make an appearance
Waiting for my Riders and Oilers to make an appearance
What’s it called when you just have a headache 24/7? Not migraine level, but not just a twinge…. Fucking over it. Is it bc I’m old? It’s bc I’m old, isn’t it?
November 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
What’s it called when you just have a headache 24/7? Not migraine level, but not just a twinge…. Fucking over it. Is it bc I’m old? It’s bc I’m old, isn’t it?
If anyone is wondering, the combination of spray paint and dish soap on the eye feels just as good as you think it might
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
If anyone is wondering, the combination of spray paint and dish soap on the eye feels just as good as you think it might
Probably my favourite song lyric ever… right up there with “a king upon my barstool throne, a vow to never drink alone, I only drink with friends and total strangers.
I mean they’re not even remotely related, just words put together in ways I really like
I mean they’re not even remotely related, just words put together in ways I really like
I don't know what's got its teeth in me, but I'm about to bite back in anger.
November 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Probably my favourite song lyric ever… right up there with “a king upon my barstool throne, a vow to never drink alone, I only drink with friends and total strangers.
I mean they’re not even remotely related, just words put together in ways I really like
I mean they’re not even remotely related, just words put together in ways I really like
Welp. We made it to November 16 before the white shit defended. And not to be eased in, we also have a snowfall warning in place… hate hate hate hate LOATHE
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Welp. We made it to November 16 before the white shit defended. And not to be eased in, we also have a snowfall warning in place… hate hate hate hate LOATHE
I don’t mean to brag, but with the massive amount of people coming to this side of the social world, I’m up to a whopping 3 followers. I know, it’s super fun I keep such a close eye on my followers as they sky rocket out of the stratosphere
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but with the massive amount of people coming to this side of the social world, I’m up to a whopping 3 followers. I know, it’s super fun I keep such a close eye on my followers as they sky rocket out of the stratosphere
You guys. Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck - it’s been a smidge over one week and I’m sooooo over seeing it continue to spin more and more insane by the passing minute… and im not even *from* there. At this rate I think my half American kids are better off staying 100% Canadian…. And y’all….
November 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
You guys. Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck - it’s been a smidge over one week and I’m sooooo over seeing it continue to spin more and more insane by the passing minute… and im not even *from* there. At this rate I think my half American kids are better off staying 100% Canadian…. And y’all….
*whew* I was scared that I would check back and would have gained a million followers - shout out to my OG 2 😎
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
*whew* I was scared that I would check back and would have gained a million followers - shout out to my OG 2 😎
Big shout out to me <checks numbers> TWO followers. I’m gonna just blow this whole social media thing right out of the water on this one 🫣
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Big shout out to me <checks numbers> TWO followers. I’m gonna just blow this whole social media thing right out of the water on this one 🫣
Y’all keep flashing all the US shitshow links, and that’s cool for you, but imma ignore it and go kill some bitches in Fortnite - better for the mental health and all
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Y’all keep flashing all the US shitshow links, and that’s cool for you, but imma ignore it and go kill some bitches in Fortnite - better for the mental health and all
Oh noes. I folded 881649 baskets of laundry and now I can’t stop sneezing so obv I’m allergic and will have to delegate that job… as soon as i hire someone to do it bc pretty sure the spawns and spouse are gonna take a pass
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Oh noes. I folded 881649 baskets of laundry and now I can’t stop sneezing so obv I’m allergic and will have to delegate that job… as soon as i hire someone to do it bc pretty sure the spawns and spouse are gonna take a pass
Last night, in a classic adhd brain crash, I referred to the bathroom as a toilet garage. Y’all are free to
Use that
Use that
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Last night, in a classic adhd brain crash, I referred to the bathroom as a toilet garage. Y’all are free to
Use that
Use that