KyDontDie
kydontdie.bsky.social
KyDontDie
@kydontdie.bsky.social
No worries, I'm no one
The top 10% globally has amassed triple the wealth of the bottom 50% and if we don't tax these parasitic exploitative oligarchs soon their money will be as worthless as they are.

Then who will they hire to protect them from being eaten?
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm having trouble with existing with humanity. People are just so goddamn awful.

Maybe I just need more time offline.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm officially permabanned from reddit now for "harassment."

Good. Worth it. Fuck nazi sympathizers.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When there’s somethin strange
In yo neighborhood
Who you gonna call? Beautiful Strannnngerrrr

Banana-na na-na na-na NA NA Na Na naaaa. Beautiful buuuusterrrrs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you've put a "princess" decal on your vehicle and it's anything other than a limo or a part of a royal motorcade, I assume you are merely a pretender to the throne and just some common bitch instead and you need to fucking learn how to signal like the rest of us peasants, your bullshit highness
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gettin old
Gonna get a cane soon and fill it with ibuprofen
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We call each other our ball and chain but pantomime swinging a flail
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I always thought Paddington 2 was a meme or a joke to like. I just saw it. It's magnificant.
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know those animals that people help, like cutting off netting/plastic? Do you suppose those animals go back to their groups and try to explain it, but the other animals think they're just being conspiracists?
If that's so, do you think there's a guy in their pack like "Psh. Nothing ever happens"
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How come Jeopardy answers are only in the form of the same question? Why is it never "Is it (answer)?" That's still in the form of a goddamn question
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My art is exclusively stolen from existing AI images. I illustrate the image by hand and do not give credit to the program I took it from.

#ART
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My gf: Heh.
Me: What?
Her: I was just thinking about Jesus bein on a stick
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Too many of the people I take care of are gonna go hungry next month, all because Donny Antoinette needed to spoil his gestapo babies with new weapons to use against the American people.
Fuckin pedo weasel bitch.
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My gf is so aggressively pro-toast

“The whole thing’s crust!”
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Teeth ground into paste. Teeth paste.
My gf is a monster.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I took a bit to collect my thoughts on Jane Goodall, and I keep coming back to the story of when I actually met her with my ecology class at the Hawaii IUCN convention in 2016. We were waiting in line to meet her when her assistant announced that Dr. Goodall had to go. (1/5)
October 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Very excited to see my country in the "Find Out" stage
September 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When I ask if you’re a top or bottom, I’m talking about where you put your condiments on a hotdog

Before you stick it up your ass
September 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
LMAO your performance in these hearings are not very Kash money
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Every single image of Kash Patel looks like he just got caught jerkin it to weird porn
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ok wait, so…Florida is just not vaxxing anymore?

…Good? Herd Immunity was compromised a long time ago, just let them polio themselves
September 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You guys ever fart so hard in the kitchen you feel compelled to turn the vent fan on?
September 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I've been so grateful to eat well this past month, especially after all that time in my 20s when my most common dinner was a big serving of sleeploaf
September 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My crumbslut little cat is young, dumb, and full of crumbs, the little crumbwhore
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sir, France is Bacon
September 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM