If a restaurant offered you $100 of food per month for life, but in exchange you have to get their logo tattooed as big as a playing card and in a semi-visible location, who are you picking?

This weekend officially kicked off “Oh no, we bought a TV too wide for the back of our Honda CRV. Wait, Diane, hand me the bungee cords under the passenger seat” season.

I just saw someone with a funny post about their young daughter asking them what the saddest song is. And Kyle Kinane makes a *very* good case for it being Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet 😂

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Subway might be overestimating a bit on the importance of the length of food available to people’s lunch.

Just to be clear “FAQ” does not stand for “Fajitas and Queso”?

My very first Blue’s Clue (what I assume the Bluesky version of quote tweeting is called) is to confirm that @deucecooper.bsky.social did, if fact, throw up on Papa John at the January 17, 2004 Tulane @ Louisville basketball game.

What movie involves more people acting like no person would act in the real world? Trap or the last 1/3 of Jingle All the Way?

Shot in the dark but if anyone plays #marvelsnap we need more alliance members!

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Vineyard Vines’ whole brand is based on the fact that their clientele are too bougie to find out that they copy their design from the $5 rack at Walmart.

Did not have money on @justinbailey.bsky.social being the first account I followed in Bluesky but here we are.