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kwuery
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Ultra amateur game dev, just trying to have fun and make things. Sort of the good version of that crappy Facebook Motto from 2014.

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now why would i want to live in a cool city where i can get an egg sandwich by basically sticking my hand out the window at will when i could instead be out in the sprawl where it takes 45 minutes to turn left off my street onto a 75mph stroad to get drivethru starbucks until i am killed by a chevy suburban that crossed the median because the driver was recording a tiktok where he challenges kid rock to arm wrestle him to support his charity donating rayban meta glasses to the police
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Tom Eberhardt is THE GOAT of teen fever dream cinema - Exhibit B:
Poster for "I was a Teenage Faust." There's a teen boy about to sign a contract with a ridiculous expression while two giant adult heads fade into the red background behind him.
May 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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This is an INSANE statement, but if the person is literate enough I'd probably have them watch Don Jon. It's not a great movie, but they'd undoubtedly see Levitt's character as aspirational and the message of the movie is about how Porn, Gym Ratting, and Machismo are harmful.
February 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM