Really got it out for Cleveland, insisting both Donovan Mitchell and Logan Paul are overrated

W-2 is the road to centrism

Ahhh that's definitely illuminating. I guess I was tunnel-visioning on depth instead of breadth, and just looking at the overall field's results at Nathan's in the last few years. But in that regard, I do have to wonder how competitive eating is doing as a "legitimate" competition vs spectacle.

Is competitive eating just cooked in general after being a millennial fad? Feels like Joey is the last remaining star, and the runner-up numbers have become pretty paltry.

"sous vide" was a great quip @kpelton.bsky.social

is there anything schematic to OKC not being able to get pick sixes on live ball turnovers, or is that just how the randomness is breaking now?

I know it doesn't quite roll off the tongue to say "we sucked for 20 years—except that one fun season in 2012-13," but it still kills me that even Knicks fans join the mainstream media in dismissing that season for the sake of a more dramatic narrative (and I realize that was a middle-ceiling team).

Stuff's just supposed to be amusing trivia—it's not supposed to mean anything.

I think you gotta be too immersed in NBA social media/annoying fan culture to see this as negative or guided by dishonest agendas.

aight so learned that this is (obviously) one of the most historically spammed tracks in figure skating

Windy sounds like he's practicing to be a GM the way he's defining a "catastrophe"

a trade so big Zach Lowe was inspired to press the record button again, but we can't get a one-off Nerder reunion 😮‍💨

I'm inclined to think it's some Hornets staffer who sold tips on the team's tanking plans (shutting down Rozier for the season after first quarter with a bogus injury) than Rozier being in on it himself? Risk-reward doesn't make sense for established players given the low $$$ involved.

sad fucking people who have never heard of poutine or carne asada fries

If I don't see the Shaq-Kobe video at least once a day I will literally die

deep and true