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Geoff
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Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)
Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Warfare interruptus
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to.

The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Zm
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pastry blagger’s eyes
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
giving u a HARD STARE
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
5 today!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When suddenly dogs
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Berng berng berng ermaderg ermaderg ermaderg berng berng berng #berngderg
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fond of dog walker.
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Yellow lab, chocolate lab, meth lab 🖤
October 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
TIMBERRRRRRRRR
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Her spiderlings will eat well tonight
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Joy of Socks
October 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Mika does the very best little screams 💛

(She is an absolute wimp. No dogs were harmed in the making of this scream.)
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
what dog
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
She’s about four degrees off barking at her own arse 💛
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM