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Kev Hammond
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Cake! Cake! Cake!
This is George who came close enough for me to poke him in the face.
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've been left alone with it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So at the dinner table one of my balls fell off.
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's when you walk into the bedroom and they are on your bed, staring at you because you have the nerve to disturb them.
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When a cat is sleeping in our home, Perry (grey one) comes along and throws himself on top.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
youtu.be/_RRyonZhfY0?...

What is the smell of Batman's outfit after four intense movies of Batmanning?

So excited to find out. I bet it's like a mix of burnt rubber and roast chicken crisps.
MovieScent
YouTube video by MovieScent
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December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Evil plus adorable at the same time.
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Funny church dance
YouTube video by Giac the Pickleball Guy
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December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ai is rubbish. That is all.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They're called hundreds and thousands.
Oh look, I found my hill to die on 😁
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Honestly can't watch soap opera but I sit with the wifey unit while she watches them. Just overheard the line "you're disrespecting my cake," and I've never felt such emotional connection to a TV character as I did just then.
What a line to cross.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I just need like 12 feet of snow so I don't have to bother going to work on Monday. 😁
a man is praying with his eyes closed and says `` dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus ''
ALT: a man is praying with his eyes closed and says `` dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus ''
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's not that I want to be on here praising Amazon, but they have antacid tablets on sale the day after Thanksgiving.

So... Well played Amazon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Kev Hammond
Book One of The Summer Realm Trilogy, Agents of Secrets and Lies, is now available to pre-order.

There's a discounted price for pre-orders & the first 24hrs of release!

mybook.to/SRAgents

💙📚👀📢📚 #books #newrelease #steampunk #fantasy #quest
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
While I look down on this strawberry topped mini cheesecake I am reminded of some great words

"S'up? From outta town?"

~ A night at the Roxbury
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sticking his tongue out at me while I tried to get a photo.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The wifey came home from her trip and brought cake with her.

Somehow she knew.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Supermarket chain asks customers to bring in pennies, double their value in gift cards | KFOR.com Oklahoma City share.google/Z7KChIWJ6QNT...

Don't do this. Hoard all the pennies. Keep them until every store agrees to have a greeter like the one from Idiocracy.
"Welcome to Target. I love you."
KFOR.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
throwflame.com/products/the...

Ok, I have contacted support to ask them if we can have one that projects a care bear stare, and to ask if it comes in purple.

Will keep you all updated.
Thermonator
Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My body will be forced to leave this place but my spirit will remain
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Kev Hammond
There's more horror book on offer with some occult and supernatural reads. Why not have a browse? Nothing like a cheap thrill!

#Books #HorrorWriting 💙📚👀 📚😱 📚📢 #BFP
Take the darker path with the occult and supernatural
Searching for your next favorite story? Look no further! These bestselling authors have teamed up to offer a delightful selection of new books. Available for a limited time.
books.bookfunnel.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We visited the cinema horror carpets again today. If I'm to be slasher movie killed I want it to be right here.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The cabinet of glory
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Falling in food love
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me too, Internet random.

Me too.
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM