My favorite kind of pet videos are of animals knocking kids flat on their asses.

My #girlmath is anything I can get reimbursed for via my HSA is completely free.

To keep track of all the shows I watch and which apps they're on and when new episodes come out I've created this grid that outlines everything. It's a really great TV guide.

We're calling posts here "flutter(s)" right? Cuz why else is the logo a butterfly?

I don't want to hear a story about the amazing material your product is made with. I want to know how many pockets it has and see lots of pictures of many, many items neatly organized in those pockets.

A local brewery is having a holiday event supporting the animal shelter I volunteer at. And it's going to have a holiday dog sweater contest, that my dogs could totally participate in (and win). But it's on a Thursday. At night.

Southwest gate attendant: The most important baggage you need to consolidate for this flight is your emotional baggage. We can't have that loose and all over the place. 💯

So tired of being in Zoom meetings where the lead speaker starts with "I wish we were here under better circumstances." Dude, since 2016 better circumstances means we wouldn't be here to begin with.