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Mee am do river u are myo canyon nuzzi hohh hohh hohhhh
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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livvy nuzzi lizza hoh hoh hohhh
Jabba the Hutt no lie bearing a vague resemblance to the current dhhs director
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I literally miss my dawg.
Incubus fan watchdog, come home👏👏
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Timeline really timelining
Two sequential skeets, one of the cover of a ill-begotten memoir and the latter of a shriveled pumpkin, and they’re both making the same sad, frowny expression
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Idk some kooky looking teens saying kooky things about cheesesteaks
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Behold... the songs of the Crow soundtrack
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Europe every Sunday
Old boy saying “many terrorists are coming in”
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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"I don't know if you're allowed to do that." itysl
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Aaron Gordon giving peak Lisa Bonet
Nikola Jokic getting dapped by Aaron Gordon, looking like he's on fall break from Hillman College c. 1991
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Dwight Howard praying for Gordon Hayward’s soul like he actually just died
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it...
Jawbreaker's b-sides album cover art, featuring a distressed photo of some old boy with seriously hiked-up pants resting a hand on some dope looking racer amid some Iowa type plains
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I still can't believe he's gone. He would have loved this.
One of my favorite Onion headlines, "Defiant Milosevic Eats Big, Sloppy Sandwich During Trial," captioning an image of precisely that
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Current status
The one frame from hellraiser indicative of having a bad time
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Free advice to aging millennials: don't record yourselves playing ball. Ever. If someone breaks out a phone, just leave. No physical injury compares to the devastation you will suffer at the discovery of what your *actual* vert looks like
A still from a video of the hapless author, sliding over to contest a drive and leaping at capacity, which turns out to be only like 10" off the ground and about a full foot short of an area of consequence.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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A man, peering into the soul of a journalist, about to say "To this day" so fucking hard
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This can't count, right?
Album art for Mars Volta, Deloused in the Comatorium, featuring a golden, severed head on a dish with surgical equipment, with its mouth open emitting what appears to be a car's headlight, while in the background there is an anguighed person with their face in their hands, having a tremendously bad time.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Super Hans and Mark, the ahura mazda/ahriman of peep show
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A roughly edited Raul Julia the gawd, morphing between frames into the cover art of Slowdive's Souvlaki, elegantly condescending to an unnamed shoegaze artist, "For you ... machine gun ... was the most important song of your album. But for me ... it was track two."
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Illinois agricultural engineers like
Iron Chef Chen Kenichi, with infinite grace and humility, admitting he doesn’t actually fuck with soybeans like that
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Chairman Kaga, mustering all his grace to concede, “Good for her”
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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"They're the same picture"
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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#HereTheyCome
Current Senator, Mitchard McConnell, possessing juuuuust enough sentience to realize he just shit himself and should feel shame
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
A permutation of the mf drag-u-La
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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[drops coffee mug]
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM