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New year, *like* new Cela
@kuzmaniak.bsky.social
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Not an actuary
In Denver mostly
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quote an unfiltered photo and say your age

55
White woman with blond hair and black framed glasses in front of exposed brick wall smiling for no good reason
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Camping bitch
White blond woman in black sitting in a camping chair with a hazy IPA in a coozy at a campsite with somebody’s camper in the background
July 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Thinking about him (Mr Belvedere)
Clear plastic bag with two Roma tomatoes hanging low
July 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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this is who runs this account
Black and white photo of a little girl in a cute knitted outfit with white shoes, earrings and a tiny purse smiling at the camera. A woman in a shoooort skirt is holding her hand. Its black and white because it’s taken in the old country but I was a long time ago tbh but this is the maturity level we’re playing at still
June 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Only took two months and 60 games! A real team playing (arguably) professional baseball 🎉
Final score Colorado Rockies 6 - Miami Marlins 4 Rockies finally hit double digit win for a 10-50 record
June 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sometimes there are two wolves outside you
White Toyota at a stoplight with a picture of two wolves - one howling at the moon on the passenger door. The driver caught me taking a photo for you all
May 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Thinking about Chris Cornell. Still can’t bring myself from deleting this from my phone wallet. Four days before the Denver show.. I think this was the first time I cried when someone famous died. He gave us so much 💔
Screen shot of expired concert ticket for May 22, 2017 Soundgarden show. Blue with a shot of a crowd at a concert and a QR code. Text is ‹ Expired ticketmaster® 7:00PM May 22 FILLMORE AUDITORIUM (DENVER) Soundgarden SECTION GA ROW GA4 SEAT 311 GEN ADMISSION t
May 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This sucks I’m so sorry. Lucy thinks so too 😢💜
Lucy a brown tabby cat on her back, belly exposed, wants to show us her butthole
May 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Thanks I just got it unstuck. Saw these guys in Vegas because my sister was married to the bass player and but that's not your problem
Chicago the band on stage with blue lights probably playing something from the sixties or seventies because the horns a doing their thing
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Seven years ago birthday week was a dream trip to Paris. I miss her (the younger me). Lie to her and tell her it’s gonna be okay
Blond woman having a beer in a French cafe. She’s at a small bright yellow table wearing a purpleish dress and a gray tweed newsboy (?) cap
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Oh no I got brutally murdered by my sister
Screenshot of the post that I shared with my sister lol And she murders me with her response "What do you know about that?"
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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lol adobe
Post Deleted post. New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social Hey! New words I curse you with whenever I'm forced to use your terrible product! Looking forward to this reply hanging from your deleted account April 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Fluffed and ready for last day hope all my stocks are ok jk I don’t have stocks haha
Two skiers in a gondola one in pink jacket face uncovered with braids one all bundled up in tan and orange
April 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Yes I have apparently
Text exchange: Me: You're gonna jump higher today because you're lighter Me: Some athletes should fuck before they play (wide receivers, punt returner yes, o-line no) ( this is science if you think about it) Me: (I bet Mohamed Ali did - why he floated like a butterfly stung like a bee) Today 3:53 PM Him: Wow, you've put a lot of thought into this Text Message • SMS
March 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Cervantes: I am a genius 🫏
THE FAIR DOROTHEA'S TRICK 267 did, and put everything right. But is it not marvellous to see how easily this poor gentleman believes all these inventions and lies, simply because they are in the same style as the nonsense in his books?' 'It is,' said Cardenio. 'It is so strange and rare that I do not know whether anyone trying to invent such a character in fiction would have the genius to succeed.'
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Saw a root canal in the wild today. Nature is healing 🫶
Hollowed out tree stump in a corner right-of-way of a residential neighborhood. Red pavers in foreground green grass starting to grow in spots. A wood pole and houses in background
March 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Come to 8 Noodle Bar in Vegas in the next 5 minutes if you want to kick my ass
White woman selfie with long blond hair black rimmed glasses and black top smiling in a restaurant. Red ceiling is visible and hanging bowls on rods in the background. Full of ramen. Tastefully out of focus.
March 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Yeah I'm a gamer
Cobalt Game Boy Advance SP from like 20 years ago that miraculously still works on a dark wood table. The screen is showing Galaga A PLAY. You know I will
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Blissfully unaware of what’s happening in the world for the moment. Please don’t tell me
White woman smiling while riding a ski lift. White goggles lifted up on white helmet. Hot pink plaid ski jacket is visible. The background is snow-covered pine trees and mountains. The sky is somewhat cloudy with blue peeking out.
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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It’s okay to get a weekday ski day as a treat right?
A white woman of indeterminate age (do not determine!) in the middle of a ski slope with fresh snow and snow-covered trees behind. The white and yellow lens goggles are pulled up on a white helmet and a hot pink plaid ski jacked is visible. Towards the top a blue sky with some haze and sun are above
February 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I reached out to a friend who works at EPA (yeah she's been through a lot starting with Scott Pruitt) just madness
Test message: Today 5:58 PM Message: I’m so fucking stressed from all this chaos I can’t even imagine what you’re going through Reply: Dude. I can not believe the asylum we’re in right now. I absolutely got one of those emails tonight from OPM about quitting while I still can. Go fuck yourself. You’ll have to drag me out of here. And the only loyalty pledge I’m giving is to the Constitution, which is signed and in my file from 15 years ago.
January 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Are those proportions even real
La Grande Odalisque by Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, an 1814 oil painting of a concubine in languid pose as seen from behind with distorted proportions
January 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Hit a couple of used book stores around town and now I'm ready for the next year's book club 📖 🫏 💯 whoohoo
Used copies of Penguin Classics Cervantes Don Quixote with a bookmark from The Book Rack and One Hundred Years of Solitude Gabriel Garcia Marquez with a bookmark from Capitol Hill Books in Denver
December 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Only 148,405,600 more to go and I'll be in the top 1% 🎉
Celebrating 10M users #1,584,056 Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social Joined Oct 18, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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It's so hot I had to document it
#makeaterriblecomicday2024
Poorly drawn in Notes app comic in three panels. First panel an optimistic person in bike gear pumps up bike tires on a beautiful sunny day - caption "Perfect day to get back on the bike!" Second panel checks watch and sees 96 degrees Fahrenheit - caption "Aw, come on." Third panel person still in bike clothes on the couch reading disappointment line radiating - caption "That's okay."
June 24, 2024 at 11:57 PM