Kurz ➡️ NFC
@kurzad.bsky.social
35 He/Him Badass Badger. AD account for ABDL tomfoolery. Lover of food, whiskey, poker, and disc golf. Natty Lifter
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Kurz ➡️ NFC
@kurzad.bsky.social
· Oct 21
A few of my favorite pieces of Kurz, featuring the talents of:
@orangestwolf.bsky.social
@puppyrooart.bsky.social
@blankieplush.bsky.social
@cookiebandit.bsky.social
@orangestwolf.bsky.social
@puppyrooart.bsky.social
@blankieplush.bsky.social
@cookiebandit.bsky.social
Leg day? ❌
Scrolling through diaper pictures in the gym parking lot? ✅
Scrolling through diaper pictures in the gym parking lot? ✅
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Leg day? ❌
Scrolling through diaper pictures in the gym parking lot? ✅
Scrolling through diaper pictures in the gym parking lot? ✅
🙃
I'm probably gonna be unusually quiet for the next month or two. Forced overtime, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe one day off every 13. Heck.
I'm probably gonna be unusually quiet for the next month or two. Forced overtime, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe one day off every 13. Heck.
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I'm probably gonna be unusually quiet for the next month or two. Forced overtime, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe one day off every 13. Heck.
I'm probably gonna be unusually quiet for the next month or two. Forced overtime, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe one day off every 13. Heck.
Mental health been rough lately. Glad that I'm finally going to be paid, but I've had too much on my plate for awhile now, and stress manifests in weird ways. Improving, though.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Mental health been rough lately. Glad that I'm finally going to be paid, but I've had too much on my plate for awhile now, and stress manifests in weird ways. Improving, though.
Day 36
Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck.
Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.
Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck.
Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Day 36
Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck.
Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.
Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck.
Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.
I've achieved my 225lb bench press. 😎
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've achieved my 225lb bench press. 😎
The amount of people that grew up without ever learning how to clean windows or use a squeegee blows my mind.
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The amount of people that grew up without ever learning how to clean windows or use a squeegee blows my mind.
Day 29
Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better.
Kiss my ass Monday
Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday
Where's my money? Wednesday
That's not my problem Thursday
Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)
Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better.
Kiss my ass Monday
Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday
Where's my money? Wednesday
That's not my problem Thursday
Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Day 29
Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better.
Kiss my ass Monday
Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday
Where's my money? Wednesday
That's not my problem Thursday
Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)
Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better.
Kiss my ass Monday
Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday
Where's my money? Wednesday
That's not my problem Thursday
Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)
Day 28 of working without pay, and the cracks are starting to show.
Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often.
I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.
Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often.
I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Day 28 of working without pay, and the cracks are starting to show.
Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often.
I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.
Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often.
I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.
"I want to be an astronaut" was just an easier way of saying that you wanted to wear the astronaut diapers.
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"I want to be an astronaut" was just an easier way of saying that you wanted to wear the astronaut diapers.
CW: Messy
How to defeat the boss:
How to defeat the boss:
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
CW: Messy
How to defeat the boss:
How to defeat the boss:
Kurz isn't always big, and when he's not, he- Oh, no.
Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social
Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Kurz isn't always big, and when he's not, he- Oh, no.
Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social
Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social
Oh, duh, I get it now. They're literally gamer pants.
And the last horse crosses the line, folks.
And the last horse crosses the line, folks.
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, duh, I get it now. They're literally gamer pants.
And the last horse crosses the line, folks.
And the last horse crosses the line, folks.
Dear gym attendant,
Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart.
Thank you
Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart.
Thank you
October 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dear gym attendant,
Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart.
Thank you
Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart.
Thank you
Any friends in Seattle that enjoy EDM/dance music and want to catch a show next Saturday?
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Any friends in Seattle that enjoy EDM/dance music and want to catch a show next Saturday?
So, I'm down 21lbs on the scale. I'm also on creatine, and with lean muscle gain as well, I've probably lost around 25lbs of just fat so far.
The process works!
The process works!
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
So, I'm down 21lbs on the scale. I'm also on creatine, and with lean muscle gain as well, I've probably lost around 25lbs of just fat so far.
The process works!
The process works!
I'm really not thrilled about the government playing games with my fucking paycheck.
Let people have their already barely affordable healthcare, give me my money, and fuck off.
Let people have their already barely affordable healthcare, give me my money, and fuck off.
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm really not thrilled about the government playing games with my fucking paycheck.
Let people have their already barely affordable healthcare, give me my money, and fuck off.
Let people have their already barely affordable healthcare, give me my money, and fuck off.
Registration, hotel, and flights are all booked for NFC. Going back to Sweden next year with a little extra time in Denmark 👀
October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Registration, hotel, and flights are all booked for NFC. Going back to Sweden next year with a little extra time in Denmark 👀
Oh dang, I just watched the launch trailer for @gopretendagain.bsky.social
That was... Impressive. Really impressive.
That was... Impressive. Really impressive.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh dang, I just watched the launch trailer for @gopretendagain.bsky.social
That was... Impressive. Really impressive.
That was... Impressive. Really impressive.
The true test of top or bottom
September 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The true test of top or bottom
AND I'M NOT DONE GYM POSTING, BECAUSE I JUST LOCKED OUT A NEW DEADLIFT PR @ 275
LET'S HECKIN GOOOO
LET'S HECKIN GOOOO
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AND I'M NOT DONE GYM POSTING, BECAUSE I JUST LOCKED OUT A NEW DEADLIFT PR @ 275
LET'S HECKIN GOOOO
LET'S HECKIN GOOOO
I post about my fitness stuff a lot because it keeps me motivated, and helps me to hold myself accountable.
If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.
If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I post about my fitness stuff a lot because it keeps me motivated, and helps me to hold myself accountable.
If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.
If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.
Down one more notch on the belt! One more to go, and I'm gonna need a new belt. Probably new pants, too.
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Down one more notch on the belt! One more to go, and I'm gonna need a new belt. Probably new pants, too.
September 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM