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i feel like im in a simulation thats been running for too long and is starting to show cracks and glitches
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
thinking about Will Ferrel dressed as Buddy The Elf with a cigarette at a hockey
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
the NEC (boston, nyc, philly, baltimore, dc) think they have an idea of bad drivers, and thought i did too, but after a few years in vegas and driving in socal, wooooo im learning new fears and being more cautious

like theres northeast aggression, but theres that plus a complete disassociation
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Cant look at DeJean without seeing Spike from The Little Giants
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Still thinkin about you #90s #nostalgia
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
my favorite look in skate videos is the “i just got off work” slacks look
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
me when i wine too much
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January 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
its day 7 of ignoring notifications from health and wellness apps
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
All these years later I'm still thinking about how Eric Koston skated the pavilion at Hoffman Park in Lansdowne PA

Must have been when he did the spiral stairs at city hall in Philly.

but why did he end up in Delco, and why Hoffman Park?
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Oh no what's happening to me?

I really want to watch some trashy MTV / VH1 celebrity reality shows from the 00's
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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My island is almost only big birds at this point :')
September 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lions coach always looks like he just experienced something heart warming or heart breaking
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This Netflix NFL format really brings out the pandemic lockdown nostalgia of 2020

They're on video calls with retired athletes during plays, entire drives

this all feels fake
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you're flexiiiiiin
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December 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I wish I could articulate what bugs me about Pluribus

I answer my own complaints with similes
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Its wild that I never got into martial arts considering I was raised on power ranger, mortal kombat, ninja turtles, and 3ninjas

i had just ONE friend who did. even thats nuts
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i have no idea what platform has the german subtitles for Die Hard but I never see it anymore

Not a translation, but the german itself instead of “(speaking German)”

rude of them to assume I wont know it, but cant fucking hear
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the most unrealistic thing about Die Hard is the amount of daylight at 5:40pm
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
you dont hear “Beat It” enough (or at all) at hockey games and I think that intro gong would sound incredible before a faceoff
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[Commercial with Troy Polamalu is playing]

“theres nowhere to go except”

[Abruptly cuts to Flyers Rangers game]

“Puck drop”
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
wondering to myself some 30+ years later.

why did i never bring my sega over to relatives homes when they babysat me?

id bring tapes, maybe a gameboy, why not my fucking sega?

throw it in a backpack

maybe my tv was too boxed in to disconnect the coax easily

but still
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
football was so much better with Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cannot hear Whitney's cover of Greatest Love of All without hearing Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate
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December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want the web to be more Flash and SWFs and less "allow notifications?" and "share your location?"

My head is still throbbing seeing vector animations that could fit on a floppy get screencapped and uploaded as 4k video

aging millennial yells at the clouds
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Nothing will ever hit like beer battered chicken tendies in a dimly lit, cigarette smoke filled air, tavern

bonus for horse head iron posts outside and a cigarette vending machine at the doors
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM