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Love #dogs, #sushi, #Xbox, #StarWars, #Hawaii, #sake, #Azure, #Microsoft, #squirrels, #UCLA, #LasVegas, #LosAngeles, #GalaxysEdge, #Disney, #StarTrek […]

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Hi, I'm Kurt! #introduction time! I love Mastodon & you'll find me posting about #starwars, #microsoft, #ucla & #squirrels. I love discussing #dogs, #xbox, #hawaii #sake, #azure, #lasvegas, #sushi, #startrek #strangenewworlds, #thelastofus, #fallout, #andor, #firefly, #peacemaker, #galaxysedge & […]
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Trump: I talked to the oil CEOs & it'll only take 18 months to rebuild Venezuela's oil industry.

Big Oil CEOs: He's lying & never talked to us. It'll take 10 to 20 years & we'll lose money by going into Venezuela.

#trump #oil #venezuela #lies
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January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Venezuela. Greenland. Discussing canceling 2026's midterm elections. Now child healthcare.

He's flooded the news with so much PURE EVIL, no one's talking about Epstein any more.

☑️ Trump administration halts more than $10bn for childcare and family assistance […]
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January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Save this to remind yourself that CBS is nothing but a slimy Trump tool. Listen to Tony Dokoupil gush about Marco Rubio.
...so gross.
#trump #cbs #tonydokoupil
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
And there it is. The end of Democracy. Because our Congress & Supreme Court failed us. But most of all, the voters.

☑️ 'Dictator' Trump floats idea of canceling midterm elections
https://www.thedailybeast.com/dictator-trump-floats-idea-of-canceling-midterm-elections/

#democracy #vote #trump
‘Dictator’ Trump Floats Idea of Canceling Midterm Elections
The president said he risked being accused of being an autocrat if he suggested the Dems weren’t worth running against.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Welp, I hope there's something good on TV cuz I don't think I'm getting my arm back any time soon.
#dogs #sleeping
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Trump is facing a very rough week on the Hill.

✅ The Trump Regime Is Overflowing With Dangerous Monsters, Idiots, And Madmen
https://www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/the-trump-regime-is-full-of-dangerous
#trump #veto #healthcare
The Trump Regime Is Overflowing With Dangerous Monsters, Idiots, And Madmen
Trump is facing a very rough week on the Hill
www.hopiumchronicles.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The successor to "Kentucky Fried Movie" just got delivered: "Amazon Women on the Moon", both works by John Landis.

Fun fact: It was originally supposed to be called "Kentucky Fried Sequel".

▶️ ''Amazon Women on The Moon' (1986) Deleted scenes & Bloopers […]
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January 6, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Best video ever. So well done.

▶️ Backstage: Dodgers - 2025 World Series Championship Run
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rtl6p9AOPPc&si=h69lohKKtoLsjhAV
#losangeles #dodgers #worldseries
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Invading Venezuela. No healthcare. Lying about Bin Laden. Threatening to invade Greenland. And Epstein Epstein Epstein.

▶️ Jimmy Kimmel Recaps the Crazy Stuff Trump Did Over the Holidays & Takes Cognitive Test Donny "Aced"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X6hFZsRGm1Q&si=ChSh2GNjSwh_-7ZB […]
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January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Trump told oil companies about his invasion of #venezuela before #congress.

Reporter:
"Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?"
Trump:
"Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job."

(courtesy of ACYN on TOS) #trump
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 AM
New merch in Batuu... Sabine's Loth Cat! 🙀

▶️ New Food & Merch in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s3yBMpE26OA&si=3mMZdpMhh0vZqyI2
#starwars #galaxysedge #lothcat #dlr #disney
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 AM
OMG, one of my fave 70s movies... now available FREE!

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude! You have our gratitude! TAKE HIM TO DETROIT!"

▶️ The Kentucky Fried Movie | FULL MOVIE | John Landis, David Zucker
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rivPTWDxuxU&si=XaIymE5MqtNLApQ5 […]
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January 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Trump's tariffs has officially f-cked the U.S. automotive industry. Enter Canada's retaliatory response: 25% tariffs on American cars, parts & components.

Good job, Michigan, Kentucky & Georgia Trump voters. You just lost your biggest non-US market.

▶️ Canada’s New Tariffs Deliver Crushing […]
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January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Kevin Hart's "crab story".

Holy Christ, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. 🤪

▶️ Kevin Hart being the Funniest Person in the Room for 16 Minutes | Funny ...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BTSKJB6ZeOc&si=mURsC7FqYpmO2BXa
#kevinhart #humor
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Al Franken's famous Steven Seagal story. You GOTTA watch this.

▶️ Steven Seagal Was The WORST SNL Host Of All Time - YMH Highlight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L1G2ghhxYpE&si=MFX4TdYVBJ5zaE0g

#stevenseagal #alfranken #tomsegura #humor
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Reminder that #lasvegas survives on 'tips'.

For example, the 'front desk tip' has remained the easiest advantage play. Slide a folded $20 bill with your ID & credit card at hotel check in & laugh/smile/flirt.

Last week, I magically got a 46th fl strip view upgrade & 2x my dining credit.
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"Gimme the keys you f'ing c'cksuckers."

#favoritelines
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Pat McAfee at war with ESPN is genuinely the most FAFO thing I've ever seen.

"We need more eyeballs from degenerate douchebag America. Hey, let's hire one of them. I mean, what could go wrong?"

🤣
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Trump, August 2016: “If I become president, the era of nation-building will be brought to a very swift and decisive end.”

Trump, January 2026: We’re going to run Venezuela.

(taken from JohnCorbett)
#trump #lies #venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"The US Is after our oil & gas" - Venezuelan President Maduro, September 10, 2025
#venezuela #oil #trump
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If this all sounds familiar...
▫️Uneducated, fearful Republic citizens give fascist emperor executive power.
▫️Fascist emperor violently attacks resisting members of Republic.
▫️Fascist emperor violently invades Ghorman for its resources.

**YOU ARE HERE**

▫️Fascist emperor imprison, tortures & […]
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January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The "Alien Enemies Act" gives Trump an avenue to imprison & deport ANY U.S. CITIZEN as "threats to national security" in a time of war.

I'm talking to anyone who might be 'undesirable' in the eyes of this administration. Heads up Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern & Black American citizens.
#trump
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Next: The Alien Enemies Act will permit Trump to imprison & deport US CITIZENS as "threats to national security".

"As predicted... the US has begun its invasion of Venezuela. A US Navy & Air Force air armada started attacking strategic military objectives around the country."
~ Malcolm Nance […]
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January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM