Thanks so much, honestly. 🙏
Comments like this make it all worthwhile.

Any cold day proves that climate change is fake, and any abnormally warm day is just a normal part of the how the earth changes over time.

I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it works.

I’m not sure who the person is a New Era that decided to “put a giant patch on the side of every hat we release” but just a terrible call.

“We’ve interviewed Scrooge McDuck, who thinks it’s especially unfair that he’ll now need to pay $9 to drive the 18 blocks to swim in his pool full of gold doubloons”

Seems legit.

Shoots another irritated look at my Kindle Oasis…

Still funny I guess

Totally normal thing that totally normal people say.

…350 person awesome group chat you say?

There was a chunk of the NFL that used Shortcut many years ago (when it was still called something else).

I still have the "you can't use our logo in your marketing" doc that I signed back then around here somewhere. 😀

Looking forward to meeting the person who looks at this list and says “yep, these all seem like reasonable choices, I’d be happy with any of them”

“What if, and I’m just spitballing here, you couldn’t get the cursor to place that you want it to be? Would you say that that would be worth $15 a month to you?”