Kurt Pankau🥞
@kurtpankau.com
Writer, computer-wrangler, musician, purveyor of mirth and silliness, lover of dad-jokes and board games. He/him. 🩷💛🩵
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Shit, y'all. They're onto me.
June 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shit, y'all. They're onto me.
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
New microbrewery near me opened up and is serving the fine cuisine of Middle-Earth
March 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
New microbrewery near me opened up and is serving the fine cuisine of Middle-Earth
New job means office instead of cube, which means bigger whiteboard, which means larger-scale shenanigans!!!
#whiteboarding
#whiteboarding
March 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
New job means office instead of cube, which means bigger whiteboard, which means larger-scale shenanigans!!!
#whiteboarding
#whiteboarding
Due to fire conditions, the National Weather Service is imploring St. Louisans to postpone all gender-reveal parties.
February 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Due to fire conditions, the National Weather Service is imploring St. Louisans to postpone all gender-reveal parties.
Moving desks in a few days. #whiteboarding
February 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Moving desks in a few days. #whiteboarding
With box office receipts drying up, Tim Burton pivots to designing cutlery.
February 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
With box office receipts drying up, Tim Burton pivots to designing cutlery.
I'm always amused by the existence of books like this. "Here's how three disparate technologies are all actually one thing and it's gonna be pure utopia, lemme tell ya!"
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm always amused by the existence of books like this. "Here's how three disparate technologies are all actually one thing and it's gonna be pure utopia, lemme tell ya!"
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
Ahhh, the strange things that show up when my parents visit
December 29, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Ahhh, the strange things that show up when my parents visit
First attempt at a Grinch. Not bad, although I may have ruined my yellow marker getting that green.
And yes, I know "Humbug" is someone else. My whiteboard, my rules. #whiteboarding
And yes, I know "Humbug" is someone else. My whiteboard, my rules. #whiteboarding
December 9, 2024 at 6:20 PM
First attempt at a Grinch. Not bad, although I may have ruined my yellow marker getting that green.
And yes, I know "Humbug" is someone else. My whiteboard, my rules. #whiteboarding
And yes, I know "Humbug" is someone else. My whiteboard, my rules. #whiteboarding
Me, every time I think about the election results
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Me, every time I think about the election results
Been a good weekend for acquiring stuff in my two favorite nerdy fantasy franchises!
If I'd gotten a Cosmere book I would have hit the trifecta!
If I'd gotten a Cosmere book I would have hit the trifecta!
November 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Been a good weekend for acquiring stuff in my two favorite nerdy fantasy franchises!
If I'd gotten a Cosmere book I would have hit the trifecta!
If I'd gotten a Cosmere book I would have hit the trifecta!
Hey, my eyes are down HERE
November 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Hey, my eyes are down HERE
Oh, waiter! This cookie is too salty.
November 1, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Oh, waiter! This cookie is too salty.
We could make the obvious joke about reading comprehension, but I'd rather wonder about a car culture where the ability to buy something this big entitles you to ignore rules and norms that you find inconvenient
October 31, 2024 at 1:33 PM
We could make the obvious joke about reading comprehension, but I'd rather wonder about a car culture where the ability to buy something this big entitles you to ignore rules and norms that you find inconvenient
This is a polling place
October 31, 2024 at 12:56 PM
This is a polling place
🎵Summer lager, had me a ca-ask.
Summer lager, drank it so fa-a-ast🎵
October 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
🎵Summer lager, had me a ca-ask.
Summer lager, drank it so fa-a-ast🎵
I haven't touched anything that compiled to the JVM in half a decade, so this is gonna be a hard "nope" from me.
October 8, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I haven't touched anything that compiled to the JVM in half a decade, so this is gonna be a hard "nope" from me.
Someone got a pretty solid photo of me at the office Oktoberfest party last week
October 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Someone got a pretty solid photo of me at the office Oktoberfest party last week