I heard he was up to some weird shit with insects. I find it hard to believe Umbrella. Corporation employees like Albert Wesker didn’t know what was going on. The rumours have been there for years.

Shitty pancakes is part of the dad job spec, actually. As it turns out, you’ve displayed the perfect inattentiveness required for the job.

*Juliet wakes up next to Romeo’s ghastly, poison-wracked corpse, picks up Romeo’s knife and brings it to her wrist*
*record scratch*. *freeze frame*
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

A sodden-witted lord! He hast no more brains in his prose than I have in mine elbow!