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"smokey stevenson"
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https://sabr.org/authors/kurt-blumenau/

It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black.
Linus seems like a good match for Wheat Chex somehow.
I note also that he is waiting under mistletoe to be kissed, smooth operator that he is.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Globe’s head weather guy is no doubt enjoying a Beavis-style chortle over this last sentence.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not quite Red Sovine but I did my best
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The side benefit of being Gen X and owning 9,000 baseball caps is they all last forever
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
#OTD 50 years ago, the Boston Globe re-runs the famous picture of Rita Hayworth in a negligee on Page 2, on the grounds that Middle-Aged Men Need To See It.

(I'm not planning to waste my time looking for the photo they ran to cheer up these men's wives.)
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
NYT baked apple cider donuts.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reading about the shutdown of G&L Guitars and remembering when Instagram didn’t suck and I followed them there.
They would post pix of guitars as they rolled off the line, with info on each instrument and where it was going …
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A reminder that this is a Jim Hutto stan account, and today was the rare day when he qualified in more than one square.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
tell me you’ve never heard me sing without telling me you’ve never heard me sing
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some wise soul on my feed suggested a few days ago that I mute this and get it over with early. Already regret not listening to them.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Used this mysterious traveller in today’s Grid.
Career highlight: getting arrested during a game in Pittsfield, Mass., in 1971, after mouthing off to police who were trying to restore peace after a knock-down, drag-out brawl.
(Not only was he arrested, but he took the loss, too.)
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gropius' house is dopius and I would love to see somebody on my Bluesky feed design the winning toilet. Sharpen up your crayons, everybody!
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Well, do ya?
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Long day at work.
Long day outside work.
Gimme some of that sweet, sexy escapism when I get home.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New SABR Games Project jawn🚨:
Tracking a well-traveled Hall of Famer back to his roots in rural wartime North Carolina.
There’s “BASE BALL TONITE” … but who’s that teenager on the mound?
sabr.org/gamesproj/ga...
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think it got a little more pronounced (though still not naked eye where I am.) I went back out b/c we don’t get it that often here … so, make hay while the sky shines.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the neighbors’ houses don’t help, but I think there is just a bit of what the locals would call “aurorer” going on.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Holiday after-dark cooking music is a mix CD still kicking after 25 years.
Mostly made up of:
- George Winston playing Vince Guaraldi tunes (hence the cover art); and
- a pile of radio and TV air checks and snippets sourced from a long-ago Internet
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Related or not (probably not) the phrase also appears in Tom Wolfe’s The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; I’ve never quite understood what it means there either.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just got one of those spam voicemails with a machine-generated female voice; all this one had to say was “goodbye.”
I’m interpreting this as a harbinger of impending death, like having a left hand held over your head on a Beatles album cover, so: it’s been nice shitposting at y’all
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Martha Stewart chewy molasses crinkles on a cold day. They’re not hella crinkly, but other than that, no fault to find
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have also discovered that -- like the singing bird and the croaking toad -- LeClerc's got a name. www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/L/P...
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
acc. to Wiki, the Raspberries’ “Let’s Pretend” was inspired by, if not directly based on, an August 1972 Time magazine cover story about teenage sex: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s...
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM