kurtbag
kurtbag.bsky.social
kurtbag
@kurtbag.bsky.social
not a professional gardener
Weird medieval hobbies. I want to know what those little guys got up to when they had some free time. Collecting rocks? Prester John fan fiction? Social clubs for peasants? Did they have hobbies?
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"Baby" is immigrants and "fence" is border wall and the "metaphor" is I'm going fucking insane please god help us we have defiled this land and our souls please help
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Grok, make this meme in the style of Adam Ellis, if he made yaoi porn"
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hobbits will see this and say "hell yeah, Fatty."
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What I'm saying is they don't need us to invent ammunition. They won on "eating cats and dogs." A condemnation by Dems has no bearing on what Reps will or will not say.

The alternative is to not participate in their stupid debate that you won't win, and talk about shit that matters.
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Same thing with liberals saying trans kids can't play sports. They never think, "now I can vote for Gavin Newsom since we both hate trans people."

What they actually think is "see? Even the stupid lib gets it! Still not gonna vote for him."

Never "hand it to them". It validates them.
August 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That's actually a misconception. Ai can and does lie to you. If you ever find yourself being interrogated by Ai, you should say "I'd like to speak with my Grey Parrot," and then remain silent (a parrot would be better conversation).
April 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
These are NOT designed for jerking. At least that's what I've been told.
April 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
When the right decides what the news is going to be, the "left" media still makes money. NPR and others refuse to even attempt to set the tone because they're "neutral observers" of the current state of the country. "Flooding the zone with shit" worked and they can't imagine doing the same.
April 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They're content to allow conservative media to set the news agenda. If they wanted to generate real momentum against Trump, they would be covering every single protest and mean(truthful) word said about him. But they'd rather get to say "no cats and dogs were eaten in Ohio" than have to take a risk
April 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Star Wars cantina-coded government, but it's lame.
April 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Titanic while sinking.
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM